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Biffen

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  1. Are you on acid tonight City or just riffin'..?
  2. You haven't met Moonshadow in person obviously. He will be Number One with a bullet. He might make you pay for one of his home brews. I forgot Moonshadow doesn't play AFL.,but the point stands,although he is seemingly more intelligent than Harvey. and at least with Moon yo know what you are going to get. More meaningless drivel..
  3. Maybe we should pump more games into Lynden Dunn.
  4. They took his word for it. Seems to be a new part of the review system. FM Drunk.
  5. We seem to win when he plays. I think his % of wins played could be the highest* *Guestisticly.
  6. Why can't the English say Vitamins properly? it's just one of those gaping cultural differences . Like when you switch on the cricket and they say 9 for 1 and you think the innings is nearly over.
  7. It can stem from an inability to mature properly and form adult relationships. But this is not the time or place to discuss it.
  8. Your time would have been longer had you not decided to blow your own head off in the study. You did manage to produce a beautiful grand daughter ,Mariel ,who starred in some terrible movies. I think she topped herself ,which we can blame you for also. Edit:it was her sister Margaux ,which you never would have known ,as you were dead. Unfortunately for you your own father and siblings were lemmings as well. On that cheery note ,i might go read some Kafka or Orwell to brighten things up.
  9. Please don't be discouraged RTG. The is a lot of hate in the room. It's good for the soul.
  10. It would be fairly difficult to even do the shopping if not. Maybe he uses a calculator?
  11. The best way to travel Egypt is to float about in De Nile. Or so I tell myself.
  12. Mathew Priddis looks like a flounder wearing a wig. I'd love to hate him but I would be unlikely to punch his face . Put it this way, I would have no qualms about letting one rip in the lift if he got in.
  13. I saw Brad Hardy gambling away at the pub/ tab the other day. Bets big on the cartoons and yells at the monitor as if it may change the result. Let us just say he has not developed into a beautiful Swan.
  14. We are prohibited from entertaining the idea of punching but we are encouraged to hate as a more socially acceptable substitute. if you would be so kind.(as to hate). Thanks In Advance Ethan
  15. It might seem primitive. But it beats being bland. RTG should be bull whipped by a wild horde of trans-feminists for his revisionist conformity. I must go and see what other potentially offensive words we can erase from the language in case somebody ever feels" bad" having read such a word. You are clearly a populist,beige,boring,dull and unhappy with strong language.
  16. I note RTG changed the title anyway. I still like the term "puchable head". Leigh Montagna on a wing.
  17. Please make me aware of any more causes that need promoting. I'm so socially deviant that I have no moral compass and therefore no ability to distinguish right from wrong. I need the complexities of life completely sanitized or neutralized so i can never make a mistake. Thank you for helping clean up language.So we never have confusion.
  18. Full Forward. It's nearly too concave and ridiculous to be classified as a head.
  19. Jake Melksham still qualifies. if we're honest with ourselves.
  20. You must be joking. Tim Mohr was either on our list or recruited from Casey. he has a man bun and has lost the ponytail but not much has changed apart from the hair.
  21. Nah . Punchable head will do. Violent connotations aside. Wiseblood is running for office. This is about head punchability in the AFL. It's an idea,for fun,not an encitement to violence.
  22. Tippett and Vickery as punchable talls perhaps? (punch and run)
  23. Wouldn't mind if a mild case of Ebola swept the Arena personally.
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