Queanbeyan Demon

There's been some astute observations in this thread . . . but surely this is the funniest.

Correct. Another brilliant post.

brilliant post.

what a truly bizzare contribution.

Jones - totally lacked finesse [QD says - off the pace] Viney - taught a lesson [QD says - can't bully always] T.McDonald - wonderful second half [QD says - won position today] Hannan - was mostly irrelevant [QD says - class difference told] Harmes - probably not playing [QD says - severe reality check] Neal-Bullen - was rarely noticed [QD says - slow to think] Fritsch - not the worst [QD says - this isn't VFL] Gawn - tried but overwhelmed [QD says - Grundy got him] Oliver - prolific but wasteful [QD says - Filth's pressure contained] Brayshaw - no heroics today [QD says - good considering role] Hogan - slow and confused [QD says - occupying parallel universe] Melksham - lost at sea [QD says - Essendrugs days redux] Spargo - bambi amongst wolves [QD says - reality bites bum] Hibberd - fumbled and erred [QD says - missing Lever apparently] Jetta - loose and slow [QD says - can collect paycheque] Lewis - tried but friendless [QD says - finals experience evident] O.McDonald - close to horrible [QD says - shocked and awed] Pedersen - game has passed [QD says - played last game] Petracca - continued disappointing season [QD says - DeGoey gone passed] Salem - rarely imbued confidence [QD says - did he play?] Smith - little to commend [QD says - far from worst] Vince - gave us nothing [QD says - leadership not there]

no knee jerk reactions? blimey!

Not guilty Your Honour.

Completely characteristic.

This is clearly in retaliation for the '26, '39, '55, '56, '60 and '64 grand final wins. He needs to let it go and move on.

Now Tommy is locked away . . . I'd love us to go to Jess and say "right . . . it's us or Ross Lyon. Here's a pen, here's the contract, six years, $1.2m per year indexed for inflation from 2020-26".

Nic Nat the most overrated footballer in the comp - length of Conrod straight.

What an incredibly stupid thread.

Hey Chook. Do we really need like-for-like with the Filth? O-Mac can stand Big Cox. Who else do they have with height that can trouble us on their forward line?

Is Wagner playing?

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Absolutely disgraceful the way AFL paid journalists are allowed to interrogate players who have just had their year ripped out of their careers. The man must be heartbroken and to have that happen is inexcusable. Suggest the AFTPA write into the next EBA that door-stopped injured footballers in their workplace is disallowed.

Absolutely can't stand Shitmond. Never have. Since the 1960's they've been a bunch of cheats.

Nope

Time for the coach to go. Our structure is shot. Players not playing for him. In fact sack anyone that had anything to do with signing Trengrove I don’t think anyone can argue against the point that we’re in a complete rebuild phase. There’s a lot of things to fix/improve etc If anyone says at least it was only 8 goals, I’ll spew up In summary, we led by around 18 points at some stage in the first quarter. 11+ goal turn around for the remainder of the game. I was a little under-whelmed by Melbourne. They'll be there or thereabouts in September but not sold yet. Congratulations to Nathan Jones too on 248 H&A games. Time to organize the trades. Dalhouse Boyd and Roughead. Delistings - Honeychurch, Dickson, Smith, Crozier, for starters. Boyd need to do something about him. Cut our losses and move on. Boyd just isn’t the answer I’m afraid. Bloke looks like Tarzan but plays like Jane Noooo dogs how could u let a salary cap breaching club like Melbourne beat u..they dont even have training facilities just an opinion this is.... in my heart NOW.. yes..2016...this group did play well..but...i am fully convinced to the hilt...it was just as about every other premiership certain club's won..IT WAS GIVEN TO THEM...by th AFL... n.. that's FARKIN SAD.!!.. ? Are the Doggies that bad or are the Demons that good. What is going on. Go Dees, had to beat the umpires as well as the Bulldogs. Boyd and schache run away from the ball haha What’s actually happened to Bevo? Seems a shell of the coach that led us in 2015 and 16. I just don’t understand what he’s trying to achieve, and the players look absolutely lost. It’s concerning.

Jones - captain our captain Jones – [QD says: Thankyou thankyou thankyou] Hogan - continued outstanding season [QD says: multi-dimensional star] T.McDonald - important as Gawn [QD says: value keeps rising] Neal-Bullen - consistent and versatile [QD says: quiet by comparison] Hannan - a quiet achiever [QD says: off boil today] Brayshaw - now a weapon [QD says: threads the needle] Fritsch - impressive and reliable [QD says: needs more involvement] Petracca - missing too often [QD says: not superstar Eddie] Melksham - played his part [QD stays: says involved well] Gawn - toyed with opponents [QD says: kicking costs granny?] Oliver - engine room master [QD says: pretty good day] Harmes - played different role [QD says: quiet – did enough] Hibberd - not always convincing [QD says: virtually impassable again] Jetta - never been better [QD says: league's most underrated] Lever - the curse continues [QD says: oh no Jake!] Lewis - experience was evident [QD says: mistakes again today] O.McDonald - dependable and safe [QD says: confidence is everything] Salem - disposal from heaven [QD says: stylish and polished] Smith - didn’t take chances [QD says: still learning role] Spargo - quiet but valuable [QD says: gut runner potential] Vince - much like Lewis [QD says: wonderful clubman Bernie] Viney - still finding feet [QD says: solid as concrete]

Where does Dom's future lie?

Me: Hi, i'm John - a Melbourne supporter and suicidal maniac. Everyone: Hi John.

haha, i was born in October '63.

Very good point. I believe in La Dee-vina Comedia.