Everything posted by Queanbeyan Demon
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		Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
		
		I understand Demonland is largely a fact-free zone… but here goes nonetheless: Both Trac and Choo Choo are currently ranked inside the top 40 players in the comp according to at least one reputable player rating system. So while we’re busy arguing about whether half the squad should be traded for a 5th-rounder, maybe let’s not forget: on paper, we’ve still got elite talent at the pointy end.
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		Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
		
		If Buckley gets the gig, he doesn’t need to sit Petracca down with “both barrels.” He just needs to ask one simple question: “Do you actually want to be here?” If the answer’s yes, you lock him in, consider him for the VC maybe, and sketch out a path to the captaincy once Gawn’s beard turns grey. If the answer’s no, you move him on before he becomes a $1m distraction again. Because let’s be honest: the idea that Petracca needs to be threatened into caring is ridiculous. He’s either all-in or he isn’t, and no amount of Buckley theatrics will change that.
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		2025 All Australian
		
		He's not ranked in the top 100 players in the League, let alone in the best 44.
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		Christian Petracca and Clayton Oliver in 2026
		
		This has come from a mind of an absolute genesis. Thank goodness for 'Land.
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		Trade Targets
		
		Norf gave up pick 25 for Calab Daniel. Absolutely diabolical. Total coach killer. May on one leg and half rat power is better than any of the three experience blokes Norf bought in in 2024.
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		Mitch McGovern
		
		- Mitch McGovernProbably in the bottom 20 percent of footy IQs running around. Would love to see him run around with Royal Parade Cheaters again actually.
- Choco Williams axedWe're not taking the learnings for '64/65.
- Simon Goodwin SackedMe too. 'Land is the least insane place to hang. So well done andy @Demonland .
- Simon Goodwin SackedI love Dennis Denuto as my new nom-de-plume. Perfect vibe for 'Land. Why? Well, let’s face it — clueless, inept, and prone to making things up on the spot pretty much sums up the many posting styles on Demonland. Denuto may not win many cases, but he’s loyal, well-meaning, and always ready to argue “the vibe,” even when he hasn’t quite read the fine print. It feels like a perfect fit. Now, on to the big one — Goodwin’s sacking. Look, I mean, I don’t want to get all technical here, but it’s just… wrong. It’s the vibe. It’s the list, it’s the culture, it’s the synergy, it’s the… the magnets on the whiteboard. It’s Mabo. It’s justice. And yeah, maybe Goody didn’t always get the structures right, but you don’t just boot the bloke because of a bad vibe. Or do you? Anyway… the point is: I rest my case.
- Simon Goodwin SackedHey Ghosty - FWIW, this site is pretty tame compared to others. so you can image how toxic they are!
- Simon Goodwin SackedPlease don't call me a sod.
- Who Will Be Our Next Coach?Yeah - getting a side to within 110 seconds of a premiership is completely unimpressive. Especially as he only has a 50 percent record in delivering finals appearances.
- Who Will Be Our Next Coach?I have no idea what this means, but it's @#$%ing brilliant.
- Who Will Be Our Next Coach?Don’t mention Buckley . . . I mentioned him once, but I think I got away with it all right. . . So it’s all forgotten now and let’s hear no more about it.
- What's Collingwood ever done for Melbourne?And anyone rubbed out for abusing Bill Deller should be made a life member of the club.
- What's Collingwood ever done for Melbourne?Robert Pyman
- Who Will Be Our Next Coach?Denial? I prefer to think of it as not outsourcing my thinking to the freak shows in the media or the loudest voices on 'Land. Also, I get that reading comprehension isn’t everyone’s strong suit, but spraying out content that doesn’t even graze the question isn’t a “gotcha” — it’s just proof you didn’t understand it in the first place.
- Who Will Be Our Next Coach?I was at that game in Sydney - [censored].
- Who Will Be Our Next Coach?Such a daft response. Did you actually read, and consequently, understand my my question?
- Who Will Be Our Next Coach?How do you know "every step, every issue leaks?" You've done a comparative analysis of that that hasn't leaked that that that has?
- Who Will Be Our Next Coach?Um - no it's not. By that time it's as good as public knowledge. Do you really expect 100 people to stay 'mum' once the decision is announced internally?
- Who Will Be Our Next Coach?Can anyone, absolutely anyone, please provide evidence that "we are a mess off the field" as often claimed on Land? Since Green took over, all I've noted is that the Club has resolved one issue after another that had been stinking up the place for years. We are in a substantially better place now than at any time in our recent past. Well done Greeny.
- Who Will Be Our Next Coach?You know I love you @Lucifers Hero . . . but there are no more than a handful of posters that get any reliable intel. And posters restating on 'Land what the media mules peddle on behalf of player managers and discontented souls at club land is not the truth!
- Who Will Be Our Next Coach?Obviously true then.
- Mitch McGovern
 
			
		
		 
     
     
     
     
				 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						 
					
						