Queanbeyan Demon

Yeah - just like that useless Sidebottom and Dangerfield. Fancy building a team around them to push towards a flag.

Reminds me of the "robust, full and frank exchanges" we used to have in the right wing factional meeting of the Queanbeyan branch of the Labor party. It was the second Monday of the month in the basement of the Queanbeyan Library. Someone generally left with a broken nose.

What am I to do with the 40 hours just freed up next week?

10 years on and he's my favourite player in the comp outside of the Deez. Love him to bits. if he was with us in '23, we win the flag.

I wonder if Goody would vote for Grundy?

Wow - didn't know that. Pretty much explains everything.

Jacko and Failmantle had a prime chance to be the feel-good story of the comp this weekend, but they completely blew it. Jackson should have been wise to this mob's history. A place good footballers go to die.

I'm hoping they lock the stadium gates at quarter time and throw away the keys.

Unlike others on this site, Billy is doing a good job of not being a hero.

The chaos ball, if used wisely (i.e. not Melbourne), still works amazingly well.

I'm no dooma or glooma - but the sooner we rocognise that it's all the fault of Lawry and Jeffo - the sooner we can resurrect our dynasty. Written with due diffidence to Weed and Watts.

Is dumbo still a thing?

So long as he/she/they/them address the messianic complex of 'Landers for six months, they will have satisfactory fulfilled a key KPI.

How good was that suit?

That train left the station 15 years ago.

You'd be spew'in about Tommy Mac a week ago then.

An Exec summary would mean that the gist of the judgement can be read and understood in 7.5 minutes. Can you imagine the impact on that for next year's holiday in Europe and the lease payments on the new Bentley?

Nomination for post of the month.

Beeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnneeeeeeett.

this is actually really disturbing.

Goody’s game plan—obviously. Kate—for sneezing near a training session. The re-emergence of the Norm Smith curse—because we just can’t resist. The umpires—standard procedure, really. Maynard—because even if he’s not involved, why not?

Greg Stafford’s departure from Melbourne is one of those "it is what it is" moments. Footy is a results-driven industry, and going forward, the Dees will need to adapt in the space. Stafford’s been in the system long enough to know how it works, but now it’s up to the boys to step up, find that fresh voice, while staying true to our brand.

Port Adelaide Chasing Kozzy Again The best backmen in the game can't catch him - what chance a lumbering edifice?

Can't take it seriously at all. It's ridiculous that Peddo doesn't get a guernsey.

I've renewed my interest in Butters Wellsy. My cardiologist is none to happy.