Jaded No More

Charlie Dixon; when you’re repairing a clogged toilet at 12 and lining up at FF at 1.

If he complained about that, I can imagine his displeasure at some of the lovely things I was telling him to do last night.

Thanks Mr Jefferson

Pickett Fence is weeing himself as we speak

@WalkingCivilWar was Jefferson training as normal during the week? Just wondering if he’s injured or rested or potentially debuting next week?

Because Nathan Williamson is more worried about getting his 90s boy band hair on tv than being an actually good umpire who makes consistent logical decisions. The fact that I know his name and number means he’s a rubbish umpire.

The ruck position is completely overrated. Unless your ruckman is Max Gawn.

His aerobic fitness should be medically tested for science

Do they also think Petty was the wrong choice to ruck? 😂

No sure Petty can ruck another week and this time against two actually great ruckmen. Much food for thought.

100% TOG. The man is superhuman. By the way, Petty returning from a horrible foot injury with 0 pre season and hamstring awareness a week ago, and is expected to ruck against a really good solid ruckman. The pile on is insane. Roo was always going to do better given he trained to do backup rucking all pre season under Gawn while Petty was riding a scooter with a foot in a moonboot.

Melksham’s ACL and Maynard being a POS cost us a flag last year. Nobody will convince me otherwise.

Australia wins

The only thing the “Package” 🤮 has done in pre season is eat McDonalds and apparently take up a new religion.

Porky can’t run

AMW getting subbed off was purely about fitness. We had a lot of kids running on a very heavy track. I expected us to run out of gas to be honest. Did not help making the sub and then immediately losing Rivers for 10 minutes to a shoulder jab and strap. Also McVee running rings around Porky Stringer was delightful.

Windsor is fire

The complete list of people who need to eat 💩 and die 1. Williamson 2. Stringer GO DEES!!!!

Please PLEASE don’t lose this in the last. We played so well. Hold on for one more quarter!

[censored] these umps Good quarter Dees. Just need to stop bombing it high in the hope Gawn magically appears on the wing.

I am preemptively declaring this as the worst umpired game of the season. The list of umpires is as inspiring as a wet sock.

My Carlton mad bestie is losing her mind at Pitonnet being hot garbage. Who needs ruckmen anyway!

Maynard aside there isn’t a player I despise more than Stringer. I wish him nothing but suffering.

At least I can drive for that game knowing there will be 9 GWS fans there. Wasn’t gonna bother with tonight’s game.

A memo to Metro: it’s ok to finish train works in under a decade and we would all love to have functioning train lines this century. Driving 25 minutes to then catch the train for another 25 minutes is an insanity I could do without.