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is that because or in spite of the umpires?

Not just the ones being paid but the ones not being paid. Disgraceful umpiring!

Which one of you broke a mirror walking under a ladder whilst a black cat walked past you on Friday the 13th?

If true, the bloke can [censored] off. Too many injury prone bit players in this team. If he can't get himself on the park week in week out then he can take his money and [censored] off and leave the spot I. The team and room in the salary cap for someone else.

Someone should give our recruiters a medal!

Starring Honer Simpson as Paul Roos.

Too soon? Obviously joking.

Donated again. Thanks for the reminder.

http://www.melbournefc.com.au/the-team/players/senior Just a small nitpick but we might want to update the player photos on the official site. The link above has the players in the old jumper with the old sponsors logo on them. We were chided for not looking after our sponsors and it's these type of things that can add up to hurting relationships. I'm not saying sponsors are going to walk because of this but we should update the site with the new photos that were taken and were put in the little magazine that we got last week.

It will be a walk in the park for him against us due to our inability to put and keep forwards on the park.

Disgraceful! Wooden spooners. We will struggle to win a game.

Demons put a line through Clark for round one Wonder how long it will be until we see Dawes and Clark in the team together?

The countdown until he is poached by a WA club.

Paul Roos wife has worked as a meditation consultant for Melbourne players "PAUL Roos wife Tami has emerged as an unlikely weapon in his bid to soothe the frayed nerves of his players. Tami is working at Melbourne as a meditation consultant under Demons fitness boss David Misson." What do you guys think about employing parapsychic science? Yay or nay? If it helps us win then I'm all for it.

The articles says: A further indictment on our recruitment over the past few years. Hopefully this era is well behind us.

In case anybody is interested Jordan Gysberts was delisted today from North Melbourne. I don't think this will come as a surprise to anybody. I think it further highlights the disgrace of our recruiting over the years. http://www.nmfc.com.au/news/2013-10-28/north-melbourne-list-changes

Thanks a million guys! Once my next pay packet comes through I plan to donate to this wonderful site.

Surprise Surbloody Surprise Most expensive bench warmer in the business.

With the 2014 Fixture being released on the 31st of October, what are your hopes and expectations for the coming year of matches? Will the AFL hand us a dream draw so that we have the best possible chance of successful year? Will we be given any Friday night games? How many interstate trips will we have to make? Do we still play a home interstate game? How many Sunday vs Saturday games will we play? What is your preference of playing days? Will we be shafted with more Sunday twilight games? I know we don't have much of a leg to stand on in regards to making demands but what do you hope for and what do you expect will happen?

I assume this issue is still ongoing?

And this is why we are still a long way off from being competitive with other AFL teams. If Cross is the Western Bulldogs 6th or 7th best midfielder and he comes to us as the 3rd or 4th best then we are in serious trouble. Our past recruitment and development coaches should be hung, drawn and quartered before the first game next season and left to rot on top of the MCC until the seagulls have disposed of their rotting corpses. Either that or just ridiculed for all eternity.

Forgot about the Hoges. I think he is #1. I got the list off the MFC website and they have already taken Colin off the list. When does Hoges officially become a Demon?

Here is the current list with their numbers. 1 Jesse Hogan 2 Nathan Jones 4 Jack Watts 5 Jimmy Toumpas 6 Chris Dawes 7 Jack Viney 8 James Frawley 9 Jack Trengove 10 Shannon Byrnes 11 Mitch Clark 13 Jordie McKenzie 14 Lynden Dunn 17 Sam Blease 19 James Strauss 20 Colin Garland 21 Cameron Pedersen 22 James Magner 25 Tom McDonald 26 Daniel Nicholson 31 Jack Grimes 32 Michael Evans 33 Dom Barry 34 Dean Kent 35 Luke Tapscott 37 Max Gawn 38 Jeremy Howe 39 Neville Jetta 40 Mark Jamar 42 Jake Spencer 43 Rory Taggert 44 Rohan Bail 45 Matt Jones 46 Dean Terlich 48 Jack Fitzpatrick 49 Nathan Stark 50 Mitchell Clisby Dom Tyson Bernie Vince Viv Michie We have 3 new players. The following numbers are vacant: 3, 12, 15, 16, 18, 23, 24, 27, 28, 29, 30, 36, 41, 47 What numbers would you like to see the new comers get? Are there any vacant numbers that you would like to reserve?

Nice!