Moonshadow

If you only want serious discussions go to the Melbourne Club or the MCC Long Room. This is footy forum open to the general public at large (privately owned of course). The internet has truckloads of humour and childish behaviour. There's space for all sorts. Get over it.

A swinging lamp post would be a step up from what we have now stuie. What is Lycette (WCE) like? Perhaps one of the big guys from the franchise clubs.

Or segue, for that matter.

Incorrect Colin. They like cycling, especially fixies.

Unfortunately Titan, it's a bit like asking which would you rather eat...... a faeces sandwich or a vomit smoothie. Neither are palatable.

Frustrating to see Terlich and Watts out there. One has a crack but f**ks it up terribly, the other barely raises a sweat or makes an impact but has great foot skills. Arghhhhh.........

Jeezus the swans are much bigger bodied than us.

Champagne comedy! Good one Frank Burns. While our style of play looks improved since last year, the results against teams we would hope to be equal or better than have been disappointing. Mixed bag so far. Not much to hang our hat on. Wait till we play the better clubs, that'll totally screw our percentage.

I just knew your ears would pick up hearing the word 'camp' Bitty.

Surely Tom $cully???

Stop it Bitty, you'll get Biff excited with talk like that!

Not a great footballer, but McKenzie's played some good games for us. Didn't he shut down Gazza last year to a handful of touches? Adelaide were very keen for him to go back there a number of years ago when he was on our rookie list, and they were a very good team then......unlike us. Maybe he's been 'Melbournised'.

Could play, might be more accurate unfortunately picket.

You're kidding, right? Spencil may not be Polly Farmer, but certainly Jamar isn't either. The Russian kicked 5 in one game five years ago. In 133 matches one would hope he'd kick a small bag in at least once. Soon to turn 31, his days of tapping to his feet and barely getting a mark or kick should be coming to an end. Unfortunately, he's got a bit to go on his contract.

The week following Easter, Christian rises to the challenge.....

Don't think Neeld will care too much. He's not as childish as Beamer to tweet something bitter and twisted.

Thought I read somewhere that Roos' son is playing down at Sandy. Anyone know if this is so?

Has Beamer written all over it....

Part of Roos' succession plan after 3 yrs as head???

Don't see any issue. That's normal driving in Sydney.

And add Toby Mitchell at CHF.

Isn't he a FA? Goldie would be letting them go.

Probably means he'll kick 10.

Because Chip and Buddy are so alike. One is a superstar of the comp, on more coin than Bill Gates, man about town womaniser, fashion label businessman, multi vehicle accident prone...and the other is Buddy Franklin.

BBO has other uses for alpacas.