Moonshadow

If it was in a better place it wouldn't be in Romsey. Couldn't be located in a worse place really.

How very generous of you in your praise Ernie.

10 inches min to gain entry picket

Biff, are you going to insist on being referred to as 'Dear Leader' upon your return? Will you send some women to snuff out Uncle Bitters at the airport as he makes his mercy dash?

That costs extra in Romsey picket. Also you can never be sure of what you'll get. Ever seen 'The Crying Game'?

And I think Christine Anu did really well for herself after she took the S off the end of her name

Would've picked you as a Deliverance kinda guy picket. "Sqeal like a pig, picket!"

Wasn't it Kelly for Tyson, Salem and pick 20? Regardless, a good deal for both clubs

"Haven't you ever heard about shrinkage!"

With all due respect Ron, of course Sheeds would say that about Kelly, especially given he dislikes the MFC. If he's not big enough to let go of a grudge over what happen under a past administration, then IMO it might be us who dodged a bullet. Might be a top fella, but as you say, we are in a good place now. Will be interesting to see if we have a genuine creak at Kelly this time or in a couple of years.

Kelly please

He's leaving cause he doesn't want to play with Sculldog Millionaire. Nothing is more certain. Who'd blame him really.

It's different from the men's game and will grow with time. I don't look at it as a comparison to the blokes, rather a style of footy that's more straight forward, which can be appealing to watch. Here's hoping the AFL don't f*** it up and remove the grass roots feel or turn it onto a commercially focussed business (fat chance of that not occurring). I know a couple of women in the new comp, including one of the marquee players, and hope to take a bunch of young kids to see a game or two over the next month.

Red heads always struggle to find a match Biffen. You tried your best, can't help the injustices of nature. I believe Bitters has been furiously mucking out the Romsey stables in anticipation of your lady friend arrivals. You know, peep holes, CCTV, anchor points, and all that goes with his sick tastes. Don't forget to shove all of your 'declarable' items in the missus' luggage on your journey home.

Hmmmmm..... icecream dollops and deep fried banana. Very saucy! Did you do cocktails as well Ethan?

Back from your visit to see the relos in Cameroonia, Maple?

Don Lane turned it into an artform at ch 9

Oh no, dc, I fully admit to being those, and it's sunny outside! To that list you can add hypocrite, mysogynists, plagiarist, feminist, proctologist, pescatarian, elitist and [insert chosen label here]

Nice to see you continuing your usual practice of assumption/pigeon holing dc. Sorry to disappoint you, I am neither anti-Australia Day nor anti-immigration. But you keep at it as you seem to be enjoying yourself!

Ah yes dc, the old 'if you don't love it, leave'

Yes, when Cook landed at Botany Bay.

Caro too uses the third person "in this journalist's opinion". Quite a few use variations of that. Old school.

Ex.

So if they were only injected with saline why did they tick the 'no' box when tested for drugs and asked if they had been administered any substances?