Moonshadow

Red would you be their Ladyboy?

Sounds like a great night out to me Red

Ah yes, dc and society ladies. As the say, love is like frying bacon naked, you know it's going to hurt, but you don't know where or when.

A young guy, lets call him Biffo, was hired for the construction site, and the foreman thought he'd better keep an eye on him, he didn't look all that bright. As the morning's work went on, he noticed that about half the time, when the fellow took a nail out of his pouch, he'd throw it on the ground with a frustrated look. Interested, the foreman picked up a few of the nails the guy had thrown away...they were fine, nothing wrong with them. So he said, "Why are you throwing away half of your nails?" And the young guy said, "The heads are on the wrong end!" The foreman said, "You idiot, just save them for the other side of the house!"

Or our moral compass getting 6 months in the cooler?

Indeed you are correct Uncle. I have drawn a line in the snow and refused to go to the Darklands. Mulled wine and koogelhopf for breakfast..... mmmmm!

The best crafted beer comes from the inner burbs Bub. But love a good macchiato or soy chai latte or ristretto or deconstructed latte. I tried to swing the conversation away from beverages by mentioning Corey Wagner's selfies, but, whatever.....

Just don't do that when you're looking up the Wagner pics online Ethan...

Bub clearly you haven't experienced a good inner city soy chai latte served by a Ned Kelly doppelgänger wearing a beret. Send me your addy and I'll have a large one Deliveroo'd quicker than you can say "ohmmmm".

Never. Only suburban bogans use those disgusting flavours to spoil their morning beverage. Them and the rednecks from satellite towns above Melbourne.

Not me Bitters. I'm too busy celebrating the Greens victory in my fair electorate by taking selfies with anyone I can find out and about on the streets. And, of course, hugging 100 year old lemon scented gums before they are felled ruthlessly by the bitumen spewing authorities. Prodee would've been impressed by the size of the chainsaws - a 24" bar is a sight to behold. Must go. My soy chai latte just arrived.

As opposed to a rohey like you biff?

Agree Earl. But don't tell the Andrew Bolt love children on Demonland, they'll bring out all the 'ditch the witch' and 'dump her in the harbour in a hessian sack' insults.

Don't get on any aeroplanes in Africa Earnie

It's a tough life Earl when your hardest decision is 'do I order a daiquiri, a piñata colada or a mojito?'

Our Bitters is very good at greasing the highest ranking hands Earnest. Apart from his own, of course.

Italians, Bitters. For a cultured man (not to be confused with a fungal man) you clearly lack an understanding of the Romantic languages

I have it on good authority that our Bitters (sounds a bit like "our Kylie", but I digress) is alive and well and enjoying the company of many young, er, shall we just call them attendants, at a luxurious 2 star resort in good old Singers. Apparently the Tiger beers are taking a pounding beside the pool while the missus is off shopping for his new wardrobe. Hope the tailors don't run out of leather!

Aww c'mon pineapple. Your bio says you like pleasure seeking... you only live once! Let your hair down a little, look what it did for our Bitters....

That thought is even scarier than your spelling, fence.

Hmmm, I'd say that's a definite 'NO' picket....

Sounds like a typical Mad Monday! Sometimes having a child gives AFL footballers perspective and a sense of wider purpose beyond playing and partying with their mates. A maturing effect of sorts. Will be interesting to see if it has an effect on Jake.

Stick to bagging our players picket.