Moonshadow

Are you going to come home with a Vietnamese wife Biff? Sacre bleu!

Hmmmm... Steiner's mother's tongue. I'd like to meet her...

The family requested privacy. The family broke that. Fair game to reopen the thread. No one doubts the mods will be all over it.

Oh please... Perhaps the thread was locked to give James Hird and the family privacy as requested. Didn't take long for Alan Hird to shoot that down and open it up again. Fancy claiming it was a Julia Gillard conspiracy!

When you get there adjust your watch back 1 hour for daylight savings, then the date back 30 years.

Also worth researching Cape Grim on the west coast for the same reason. Best be careful or we'll have Demonland's Bolt fans calling us the black arm band lefties

Special if you are into wine the Tamar Vally has some excellent wineries up either side, including some Straya's best sparkling and pinots. Also, if you are into nature, Launie isn't far from world heritage sites.

Special you are certainly a unique cat.

City Park monkeys Careful or you might catch a nasty disease Special.

Yes, the Cataract Gorge can be a wild party venue. But stay away from the bushes in the monkey park if you know what I mean

Bit early for a drink isn't it Ernie?

Australia's new trade attaché for SE Asia Biff? Hope you haven't left Uncle Bitter in charge of The Gat during your sogourn. He would easily sign it up for a shallow transformation on The Block.

The canal gets full of sewerage and floweth over after s heavy rain. Used to be worse several decades ago. They cleaned up the storm water and septic run off but these 'once in 100 years' events tend to find them out. Of course, it's all a conspiracy...

Hope not. The cat is the main entertainment for the evening. Will be upset if the RSPCA turn up

Cambodian food done very nicely. Should be right up your alley Uncle, as Mrs Bitter tells me you like it hot n spicy.

He went thata way!

I sprayed beer out of my nose from laughter after reading that. Thanks!

'Biffen Pollock' Bwahahaha!

How dare you Uncle Bitter. I resemble that.

Link doesn't work Daisy

Brownlow medals increase in monetary value with age. Jobe's hand-back medal is notorious and may become quite the collectors item. It no longer belongs to him. He should have no ability to gain from it ever.

Sam McLure in The Age saying Watson hasn't returned the medal and claims he's not sure of its whereabouts. Yeah, right. HAND IT BACK JOBE! "But after Watson decided – in his own words – to "hand it back" and the commission unanimously voted to give medals to runners-up Sam Mitchell and Trent Cotchin, the medal should have been returned. The fact that there are now three 2012 Brownlow Medals in circulation is a testament to the sheer absurdity of the situation."

Too much hokey pokey?

Maybe even Borewood. Nah, just joshin'.

Well Biff, even though the Greeks invented s ex, it was the Italians who introduced women to the concept.