Moonshadow

Our Bitters is very good at greasing the highest ranking hands Earnest. Apart from his own, of course.

Italians, Bitters. For a cultured man (not to be confused with a fungal man) you clearly lack an understanding of the Romantic languages

I have it on good authority that our Bitters (sounds a bit like "our Kylie", but I digress) is alive and well and enjoying the company of many young, er, shall we just call them attendants, at a luxurious 2 star resort in good old Singers. Apparently the Tiger beers are taking a pounding beside the pool while the missus is off shopping for his new wardrobe. Hope the tailors don't run out of leather!

Aww c'mon pineapple. Your bio says you like pleasure seeking... you only live once! Let your hair down a little, look what it did for our Bitters....

That thought is even scarier than your spelling, fence.

Hmmm, I'd say that's a definite 'NO' picket....

Sounds like a typical Mad Monday! Sometimes having a child gives AFL footballers perspective and a sense of wider purpose beyond playing and partying with their mates. A maturing effect of sorts. Will be interesting to see if it has an effect on Jake.

Stick to bagging our players picket.

You're crowding the genre dc.

You should do that in every post Biffen. Make it your literary genre. Like it.

Got to laugh at a guy that speaks about himself in the third person!

His erratic, squandering behaviour is better suited to North Korea Biff. He'd be besties with Lil' Kim in no time. Would stand up to those Seoul Capitalists too.

Has this turned into a soft porn site H_T?

That's not Bitters. Much too young. Might be his son though....

I've heard rumours through government intelligence agencies (yes, I know that's a foxymoron) that a senior Demonland dignitary has been arrested in China on suspicion of importation of hard drugs inside empty Shiraz bottles. Apparently the dozen bottles were full of Shiraz at Tulla airport but the wine must've vanished mid flight, replaced with condoms containing white powder upon inspection in Shanghai. Crack Chinese security police are trying to ascertain what happened to the Shiraz and where the condoms were 'harboured' before being stuffed into the bottles. Any guesses who? More later......

Let it never be said that you're not a risk taker Biff.

Carey's famous five: the next generation of AFL stars Has Jack Viney in there.

Well then I will... https://www.reddit.com/r/melbourne/comments/43qdeq/caught_on_camera_police_appeal_for_help_to_find/ which Landers live in Richmond? Stu? Saty?

Too much exposure of fellow posters there Biff. You know the spiel.... what happens on the cruise stays on the cruise.

You'll get free semen ... er, seamen at your cabin door Red.

More like "Slurp, Gulp, Snooze" picket.

Yes Good Doctor, it was most painful. Lucky I've already reproduced. I think BBO might've worded them up beforehand. Typical. He likes to watch these things from a distance, the peeping Tom he is.

Where were you when a herd of hulking PT inspectors forced me to the ground, spayed me with what i can only assume was capsicum and slapped cuffs on? I've only just got out on bail. Some mate you turned out to be.

BBO it's good to see you with a bunch of tasteful bananas around your neck. At least I think they are bananas.....

No wonder why 2 out of every 3 shops on Fitzroy St are empty Biff... reputations lost when entertaining BBO, never to recover. It's why the dinosaurs no longer roam (outside of this thread, of course)