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Moonshadow

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Everything posted by Moonshadow

  1. I mentioned in the game day thread that Oliver went up to the umpire just after the final siren to question Mathesen dropping his knees and lifting the arms in the tackle. The ump simulated the drop knees action and seemed to me to be indicating that the drop action was before the tackle rather than during. It's likely to become a habit because it's being rewarded.
  2. Got a bit sick of the hoi polloi remonstrating with umpires by waving a copy of Fin Review and threatening to never again order the roast beef from the Long Room menu. "Well done 33! Put that fellow into the fence!...... anyone for another cucumber sandwich or an Earl Gray?" Back to the outer for me. Ps. I believe I saw a certain moral compass demonlander lecturing the crowd around him in the members. Fortunately I texted the abusive behaviour hotline and he was quickly removed
  3. It's a shame the the districts of Romsey do not have the same internet connection issues that you experience Dr Dickhopper. It would be a blessing to all here.
  4. You got something against ouzo, moussaka and a daily 4 hour siesta dc?
  5. At least I know when to use capitals Mr Cutter.
  6. We soooooo need a sarcasm font.
  7. Nah, she sings to many songs in French for my liking Maple. French is the language of peasants.
  8. So is Celine Dion. Someone should put her out of our misery.
  9. I like the angry punch in the air as he walks away!
  10. What an itinerary Earl! Shame I'm incarcerated for the next 25 years and unable to participate. Marriage will do that to you.
  11. I was, in full glory.
  12. But of course she's on her 6th spouse...... so far.
  13. Ask Prof Dank for some of the good stuff od.
  14. Hope you did a risk assessment before filing the boilers Earl. Seems like you did one re the game at Etihad and decided to abort. Lucky for you.
  15. The backline were [censored] paid to not give any attention to their opponents. Let's allow them to run around unaccountable and kick goals at will. What a disgrace.
  16. Thank you for the teacher's correction.
  17. I'll have 4 please, concurrently.
  18. Ok, fess up. Which Demonlander is this fine chap?
  19. Does his missus know?
  20. After all Biff, the Greeks invented sex, but the Italians introduced women to it.
  21. Congrats on the new appointment Earl. Sure beats the last one - pole dancing instructor at the Greyhound was never your thing.
  22. Did you see Dland's moral compass wandering around the Cricketer's looking for a hug Earl?
  23. Never before has a band's name described their music so well

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