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Moonshadow

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Everything posted by Moonshadow

  1. Huh??? Chalk and cheese
  2. Watch The Weid become the new whipping boy now that Watts is gone
  3. Slight sidetrack, but conveniently Hawthorn's profit last year was close to the same amount in profit they made from pokies. Take that away and they are trading very poorly (albeit with substantial assets)
  4. Gee, this silk taking it up to the AFL wouldn't happen to be a Bummers supporter, would he?
  5. Zzzzzzz.......zzzzzz.....zzzzzz....zzz...
  6. And you're such a stereotypical Melbourne supporter dieter. Mahler Symphony no 2 indeed!
  7. Uncle, surely you are referring to the upcoming Easter?
  8. Nice to have you back Maple. Have you been away visiting your homeland Canadia?
  9. Wouldn't it be brilliant if the FOI request was successful?
  10. As are the Russian winter olympians
  11. Interesting to read about Bradley Wiggins up in arms about what he believes is a witch hunt against him and Team Sky. "I'd have more rights if I murdered someone!" Bwahahahaha!!!
  12. Oh you are a wild one Ethan! I would've gone a rare beef phò from the local, or perhaps a little hipster veg curry, extra pappadams BBO might have ordered wild game caught withing the expansive grounds of the manor Biffen would invade the local KFC going from table to table looking for fly blown leftovers The Earl would Uber fish and chips from Donovans in Sydney, even though he's in Upper Fitzroy W Jack and Red would pick up take away from Wongs, because this new fangled thing called Uber eats is beyond them Daisy would eat leftover pureed meat and 3 veg from the Borewood nursing home
  13. WA is a bit closer to his French family
  14. My kind of festival. Reckon there'd be a few on here that could challenge the judges Mulletfest 2018
  15. An old country preacher has a teenage son, and as it is gittin’ time for him to choose a profession, the old man decides to try an experiment. While he’s at school, he goes into his room and places on the bed, a bible, a $20 note, a bottle of whiskey, a copy of Penthouse. “I'll just hide behind the door and see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me. If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunken bum! And worst of all, if he picks up the magazine, he'll be a womaniser all his life!". The old man waits anxiously, and soon hears his son's footsteps as he enters the house and heads for his room. The boy throws his bag by the door, and as he turns to leave the room spots the objects on the be bed. First, he picks up the Bible and without reading a word places it under his arm. Then he picks up the $20 note and tucks it quickly into his his pocket, before uncorking the bottle to have a massive swig . . . even while settling down to ogle the magazine’s centerfold. “Lord have mercy,” the old preacher disgustedly whispers, “He's gonna run for Parliament, and will probably end up leading the Nats!"
  16. Note to self when we win a flag: don't get MFC tattoo done whilst pizzed in Bali and make sure they know how to spell 'day'...
  17. Cheryl Kernot? Much the same though.
  18. Got this little beauty done last year. What do you thunk?
  19. Not sure that guarantees you of getting a bit Eth
  20. He's my bff. I called it 6 years ago
  21. Red, I saw that you and your family disembarked at Eden. How was the drive back?
  22. According to the latest draft/trade/FA comments coming out of the AFL, even a contracted player isn't secure from switching clubs for much longer https://www.theage.com.au/sport/afl/afl-2018-new-plan-to-transform-footballs-player-movement-20180214-h0w3fj.html
  23. Very good description Biffen, made me chuckle
  24. Once you've had black, dc......
  25. The Winter Olympics: giving white people a chance to win at sports that no black people can afford to learn.

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