Moonshadow

BBO was the most frightened, had to run off to the loo to change his pants when the going got tough. The foul stench when he came back did more to ward off Bullies rednecks than Biff could ever have done.

Maple, were you managing the Gat while Biff was recruiting at the G?

Initially they were walking up the isles to leave. When they saw Biff they ran for their lives!

The higlight of the day for me was sitting behind the WB cheer squad and loudly spitting venom at them as they gradually left in the last quarter. Had a bunch of them bite back, but I knew they would stop once Biff pulled his sleeves back and squared up for a toothless showdown. By this stage BBO, you were observed cowering behind a 6 year old boy with your hands high in the air. Poor fella, thought about calling the St Johns first aiders as a result of your frail heart....

Especially when drunk form the furry cup od.

Bail and MJones must go. Fitz OK for next year. Howe trade. Cross retire. Jamar gawn. Land a big name mid please.

'Bananas' is not a proper noun Toady. BTW how's year 8 going?

That's the lube flavour Toady

All the fun that money can buy. Not to mention a gallon of lube and hotel tv skin flicks

In your case, it should be extended to the click of your keyboard Toady

Sorry for spoiling your misery Negative Nancy

You know what they say, takes one to know one.

I'm still trying to remove the vision from the reoccurring nightmares I've been getting since

So it was you ripping your shirt off at the G a few weeks ago! Good to see a man proud of his ample girth.

Lucky for you pressing the space bar on your keyboard more times than needed wont give the fingers blisters. You've got enough of those from other websites you frequent.

I find it very difficult to respect the opinion of a 'man' claiming to be above my level when he cannot even use the space bar on his keyboard at the appropriate moment. Two finger typing must be tough at the top, or even left hand typing when that is the only one not currently occupied elsewhere.

Did the Bentley get beaten by limp asparagus Earl? Hopefully they didn't throw potatoes

Sometimes an asparagus is just an asparagus dc.

The many mothers of his 23 children.....

Thought you were odds on to do that last Sunday Biff after all the beer you guzzled.

That'll encourage him for sure

Biff, the only truth in this complete fiction is BBOs arseless chaps and your arrest. BTW, that child cost me way too much on eBay, might ask for a refund.

Give him an elbow for the team Red. You'll only get a slap on the wrist as penalty.

I have it on good authority that BBO teaches at this school and has been under the pump of late. "Drink a cup of concrete and harden up" is a dead give away....... http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/teacher-barred-from-the-classroom-after-49-complaints-20150427-1muday.html

If I recall with greater accuracy, Uncle Bitter spent the afternoon leering at women nearby, regardless of age, race, religion or se xuality. You are the consummate equal opportunist Bitty. When I commented on a good passage of play of a goal, you brushed my comment off, as your focus was elsewhere. At your age, it's difficult to focus beyond 1 metre. Biffen went out of the beer gates fast, downing about 8 pots in the first hour. The police must have been tailing him from the Gat because there seemed to be a high concentration of the blue brigade in the isles around our seats. I must say, its been a while since I sat next to someone who could shout so loud that the players on the far side wing jumped with fright. I believe I now have permanent hearing loss in my left ear. Thanks Biff. I rang the obscene behaviour phone number, but they put me on hold due to a large number of calls from our bay. BBO, your classy sheila will no longer attend the football with you because of your wretched halitosis, she told me. Apart from the match, my 2 disappointments for the day were: Watching Biff engage in a thespian conversation with the only Freo supporter game enough to sit near us, what a traitor to his class! BBO and Biff stopping beer consumption at 3/4 time despite my demands to toughen up. Soft cooks.