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Had about a million disposals in the last quarter. Almost pulled us over the line for a win. After that game I was excited to have him in red and blue. I was naive.

Doc you sound messed up. Romsey will do that to you. Bitters is currently doing his best to avoid Biffen in SE Asia, a long way from Romsey. Jake Lever will be pleased to know that.

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Paging @Bitter but optimistic

I'd be happy with that claim to fame!

Hutchy has recruited Daisy Pearce. Perceived gender imbalance answered

Either way he will earn a large packet and should easily set him up for life.

And here i was thinking winning games and making a fist of the finals was our goal for 2018. Interesting that a board candidate at the Bullies is proposing they sell their pokies and a number of other clubs have board members considering ways out. Gill has even expressed his wish to see clubs get out of pokie dependency. Talk is cheap, of course. http://www.theage.com.au/afl/afl-news/hypocritical-western-bulldogs-urged-to-give-up-pokie-machines-20180123-h0myfk.html

Great pics as usual 666. Pedo looks in ripping knick

That's the way! FMD

Oscar seems to have put on size and (more importantly) strength. In the interview on the club site he mentions this as a goal over summer, the fitness guys having given him a plan. I thought he looked stronger when I went to training before Christmas. Pleased to see this continuing. I believe Oscar can hold down a KPD spot in the 22, and bigger size will give him the confidence to back his decisions and choose better options on the field. Last year I felt he lacked some confidence, made poor decisions and got pushed off the contest too many times. I am in the glass half full camp about Oscar. If he can stay fit I expect him to play most games and improve. He is still very young and learning his craft

I believe he's 30. Not that young for a kp footballer

And some of us can acknowledge that Col has made some very poor choices, caused pain to people around him deserves what punishment the law hands down, but refrain from name calling and still hope he turns his life around

I'm sure that's not all you'll be spreading around the Far East

TMac to kick 65 for season. Hogan 50. We make top 4 and a finals win.

By chance, are you related to ENYAW?

Now here's a sport I'd like to hear them call on SEN. Pure chaos. And people say our Aussie Rules is tough! Apparently the only rule of etiquette is that you cannot kick your opponent when they are unconscious

Good report @DemonWheels. Much appreciated. Re Tyson, I think he's one of these players that does best with a solid, uninterrupted preseason. Some guys can still have a strong year despite setbacks in preseason, eg Jones and maybe Viney. I'm not convinced Dom can. He's a cracking player to watch when fit and firing. Looking forward to seeing him R1 after a big preseason

No biggie. On the list of sledging topics, I put this one at about no 5 behind: • not making finals last year • not making finals for over a decade • player misadventures in Bali • trading away Jack Watts after he kicks a bag in R1

Looks like nothing can kill you Biffen, Demonland's answer to John Wayne. PS. Autocorrect on my phone changes Biffen into buffoon. I blame Stuie.

And having only turned18 late last year he may well grow that smidge taller in the next 12 months

Bitters, I thought men of a certain age with, err... how shall I say... a history not dissimilar to that of Woody Allen... were banned from leaving the country. Ethan, it's time to pull the cuffs out. And I'm not talking about the fur lined ones

SE Asia is going to hell in a handbag, quite literally, if Uncle Bitters has his way. Me thinks he will come back with an extra servant for the Manor, perhaps what the local dialect refers to as a 'lady boy'. I'm dialling Interpol's number as we speak

No, in the real world that would be called unfair dismissal, assuming you did the equivalent at the ABC. You might be unpopular for a while, but adults get past that.

A demonland cross between Donald Trump and Liz Taylor?