Moonshadow

I have it on good authority that BBO teaches at this school and has been under the pump of late. "Drink a cup of concrete and harden up" is a dead give away....... http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/teacher-barred-from-the-classroom-after-49-complaints-20150427-1muday.html

If I recall with greater accuracy, Uncle Bitter spent the afternoon leering at women nearby, regardless of age, race, religion or se xuality. You are the consummate equal opportunist Bitty. When I commented on a good passage of play of a goal, you brushed my comment off, as your focus was elsewhere. At your age, it's difficult to focus beyond 1 metre. Biffen went out of the beer gates fast, downing about 8 pots in the first hour. The police must have been tailing him from the Gat because there seemed to be a high concentration of the blue brigade in the isles around our seats. I must say, its been a while since I sat next to someone who could shout so loud that the players on the far side wing jumped with fright. I believe I now have permanent hearing loss in my left ear. Thanks Biff. I rang the obscene behaviour phone number, but they put me on hold due to a large number of calls from our bay. BBO, your classy sheila will no longer attend the football with you because of your wretched halitosis, she told me. Apart from the match, my 2 disappointments for the day were: Watching Biff engage in a thespian conversation with the only Freo supporter game enough to sit near us, what a traitor to his class! BBO and Biff stopping beer consumption at 3/4 time despite my demands to toughen up. Soft cooks.

BBO milks any teat he can get his hands on Maple. The rest he subbies out.

Now you are taking the pizz Biff...

Btw, I just found the word 'pyne' online in uban dictionary... "TOP DEFINITION Pyne In Australia, one of the most insulting words you can use. It is an acceptable replacement for most profane or derogatory terms. Derived from education minister Christopher Pyne's name. "Pyne off, you pyneing pynehole." "The Australian government are a pyney useless bunch of pyneing pynes"."

Biff would you still pine for him if he had a tatt that said 'I love mum' or a pic of tweety bird, or maybe a quote from Micky M, eg, "the earth moves slow, but the ox is patient"?

Tu dormis et tempus ambulat.

Got an email from the club promoting a new line: retro woolen jumper, scarf, beanie and DIY knits. Looks good. No lace up jumper, player cap or 3/4 length shorts though. https://thedemonshop.shopdesq.com/100-australian-wool-retro-guernsey-pre-sale-1

Like the new avatar Toady. Where exactly is Bernie's hand?

No Earl, not enough studs or make up.

You know what they say Biff... The Greeks may have invented se x, but the Italians introduced women to it.

BBOs man bun has slipped down and now grows off his back Maple.

Classy? You mean you took your year 9 maths class there? Thank god I wasn't invited! I'm ok with my own company and cheap ways, I don't need social reinforcement from 14 year olds. Some example you are to the future of our great country. #muttonbbo

BBO raging in Brunswick St on a Saturday night. Goes to show how mainstream that strip has become. Unless, of course, it turned around from being mainstream and BBO is changing it to the anti-tree change hot spot.

"Someone disaffected client"? Tsk, tsk, Uncle Bitter.

Can't wait for the cricket season....

But not enough of Curry and Beers' posts...

Kind of illustrates their shallowness if he thinks allegiance to a football club should be based upon picking the shittiest team cause it's 'cool' to support the club that no on else does. Bunch of tossrrs.

Achilles heel? They must be Greek. Never trust the Greeks.

These bloody imported wasps! All our best produce goes to the overseas market. The Mad Monk should get on top of it now! It's a disgrace. Pass me another single malt please lass......

Mate that's no way to talk about stuie.

Maple, when I went to the footy with Uncle Bitter last season his fascinator certainly caught a few eyes... quite literally. St John' Ambos were in overdrive.I suspect he'll be wearing something that's kind of a cross between a red and blue jazz era dress and the type of outfit that Devine "You think you're a man but you're only a boy" might slip into. (Google the name BBO, you'll figure it out.)

I'm going to channel BBO and say INNOCENCE!!!

Indeed, and we're supposed to be an advanced society! One where might is right and the small man gets screwed.

Could not agree more. ASADA is not giving the taxpayer value for money. Let's hope WADA shows some kahunas and cuts through the crapp. 2 year bans, that's what we want