Chook in Perth

Demons by Sleigh Bells. Its pumps, its modern and it isn't old man crap.

Patrick Keane from the AFL: "AFL confirms Melbourne FC inquiry has now reached stage of evidence to be provided to relevant parties to give them opportunity to comment. It is expected that a final decision regarding whether any charges under AFL Rules are warranted will be made in late January 2013."

yeah nice one mate. Damien Barrett just tweeted: The @AFL probe into tanking at Melbourne believed near-complete. At least 1 official has adverse finding. More soon on http://afl.com.au How do you like those apples?

Not the worst tin foil hat theory I've ever heard.

Hard to make out what your point is amongst all the commas. But Deegirl isn't a troll. She doesn't bother joining in the inane day to day musing of forum posters, but when she does post its spot on. Put the farm on it: our nuts are in a vice.

Starting worrying gentlemen. Deegirl never misses.

Colin should have two KPI's between now and March 30: 1. Don't get pist and suspended by the club for the 5th time in 6 years. 2. Don't get smashed by any hairy opposition Centre Half Forwards. Then we'll see what he can do. Personally I gave up hoping and wishing for Sylvia to come good years ago. All that energy has now been transferred to Watts. I just expect to be eternally disappointed in Sylvia. Anything else would be a pleasant surprise.

Neitz was an outstanding player, but not a champion. Didn't "carpe diem" in the big moment often enough. Hitting the post from metres out first q 2000 GF classic example. Ironically I believe he may have been a champion in the G Jakovich mould if he'd stayed at CHB for the duration. G Lyon is the best player we've had in the last 25 years on true output, but injuries made a mess of him. I'm with Hannabal, we haven't had a true champion since Robbie. There are 2 players that I'm certain would have reached true champion status but were both cruelly denied. One did his knee 3 times and the other hurt his butt shagging on a glass table. Oh, and on topic - I'm certain Trengove will show in 2013 why he went pick 2 and has been a superstar at every level. He'll be like a new recruit. fit, fresh, quicker, less defensive, more outside: Cotchin like.

The policy is a joke. I don't know how journos keep a straight face when Anderson rolls out his faux data each year and sums it up by telling us the policy is working.

It's a money thing. When the Energy Watch deal went [censored] up McLardy told Craig to park the China camp this year.

Rock Spider.

Kelly O'Donnell took on a new, specialised role focusing on players at the secondary level and those out of favour/out of contract. Pedersen's recruitment has got K O'D's paws all over it. This is the first test of his role and of his abilities. Fascinating.

Think you're struggling with some pretty straight forward comprehension. There was no twitter fiasco. I asked Jay Z a legit question. He then looked into it and thanked me for the tip today The jokes on you and your "friend" for the crap you've come up with in your opening posts

I object to the troll call. I took a legit photo, put it on twitter and let others make up rubbish about it. I asked Jay Clark that as a serious question. If that's trolling count me out.

Sent at 2.30pm Perth time: @ClarkyHeraldSun Just saw Cale Morton near Subi Oval, looking and sounding like he'd done a medical. Anything in it?

I work and play in Subi - I know that! Was just messing around and it grew legs! My goal is for Barrett to to drop it in on trade week radio. That would confirm that the AFL 4th estate is, indeed, a joke.

They have Horse racing and TV's in Perth too Binman. Came in back in '97 ;-)

How does he IP address on my phone sound? Or check the time of the original tweet and the bloke who wrote it? Or the dozen or so retweets? Or the 20 or Melbourne supporters that replied in minutes? Your mates full of it and he's made you look like an ass.

Right - enough of the fun and games. Background: I went to the TAB to collect my Saturday winnings and watch the Geelong Cup. On the way back I walked past Cale on the phone. After crossing the road I decided to take a quick pic and put it on Twitter speculating why he was in Subi. Of course lots of people took interest and it snowballed. Now, a few things. - yes it's Cale. Sorry I didn't take the zoom lens to the TAB. I'd like to think I've around Melbourne forums long enough to be trusted. I don't bullsh.t - the MFC twitter crew thought it would be a good social experiment to see how far this would go. We haven't been let down. The 2 threads on Big Footy are, interesting, though I don't like being called a troll. - finally Demon Forever - mate on holiday hey champ? You [censored]

I liked the way he sharked the ball. If he doesn't get a run on the ball straight away, I see him as a forward option. Don't be such a pain in the arse H - I watched a 2.30 video and made a comment. I have no idea how big he is, I have better things to do than analyse junior football.

Wines has got a young Shane Crawford/Scott West/Ben Cousins look about him. They all started in a forward pocket and did well because they knew how to get to the fall of the ball. I suspect Wines will have a similar impact before he gets a permanent run in the middle. Great reader, superb hands, but not sure about the foot. Looks accurate without being penetrating.

Is this Demonland or Punt Road End?? You don't win games in October. Nobody fears us, nor should they. Nor should it matter. and we most certainly aren't back. we've been dug out of the rubble, taken to the hospital and out of ICU. still on long way to go to full health. Lets win some games first and all the periphery stuff will fall into place.

this started off as a great thread. now 20 pages of tripe....again sad.

just don't expect 15 page threads. we're either not smart enough or too old to keep up.

I like the kid a lot, but thats just silly. You wouldn't trade him for Buddy? Wow