Bitter but optimistic

Maybe we could get Barry Bourke to sponsor him. Barry Bourke and Bernie Vince Car Sales.

Nah Biff he's NE- as in nonentity. Not clever enough to be taken seriously and not quite silly enough to provide a laugh. Pathetic enough however, not to realise this.

I'm not sure what it is but we demon supporters must have something going for us to stick like we do. There is a lot of infighting and bitching on demonland but at heart we all hope for the same thing. We must be total lunatics.

Actually still here OD. In Bagan Myanmar for a few more days. Fluked reasonable Internet. Currently 28

Get on a plane back to Asia OD! Leave all those concerns behind!

I do miss "the lads" but they have many cousins in Bangkok - the camel toe family. Fox hunts are passe here - there are many endangered species to blast away at.

Just a quick note from the old colony lads. Internet is very quirky but I managed to get the news of another dees loss- somethings never change. I'm up in the highlands at the moment so the temperature is very pleasant. Have organised a boatman and will cruise Inlay lake shortly. The natives all seem to be jolly good fellows and they certainly like we typical Australians. People are constantly stopping to look at me and laugh happily. The alpacas would it.

We look like a footy team and Toumpas looks like a top draft pick.

Good to see a post from you Sloonatic. Glad to see you're still as sensitive and subtle as always.

Where are you Kenny (or whatever your current name is)? Has the cat got your tongue? Where’s the mouth now? You were quick to mock the other night but after a little bit of heat you wimp off. WAP.

One thing I like about this is stability. How long since we've only had two changes? Having said that, there are a couple of blokes playing with serious question marks stamped on their foreheads.

Dear Kenny. No matter how many times you change your name, your ignorance bubbles to the surface. In an earlier thread (I’ll find it if need be) you criticised a poster for poor English – a dangerous precedent. Please, for the edification of all, and to add to our knowledge of the language, explain why you inserted an apostrophe in Roos.

Without doubt your best post. Carry on.

How shittey is my life? I support both the MFC and the ALP.

If nothing else the vast majority of D'landers are fair minded sports followers who,I'm certain, are extremely upset and sympathetic at the possibility of unwittingly abused Essendon players being suspended, losing points, copping fines etc. And all would be totally distraught at the possibility of Jobe having his Brownlow win revoked.. Yeah sure. HA HA HA!

I'm afraid the Spring Carnival wont be the same if it clashes with the Alpaca show. Get with the strength. That phrase conjujres up images that even Biffen would blanch at. I imagine there will be a few organ players already on hand.

Good work. The only problem with multiple vehicles is that Lordweaver won't be able to lead prayers on root (as it were). Maybe we could all have a service at Wattle Park beforehand? Anyway, we can sleep on the finer details.

Like your thinking DC but a convey of 4WD's would be preferable to a common bus. Hummers if possible. Althiough I'm not sure they'd have the wheelchair access that some D'landers would require.

Yes. Can do the drizabone - although the "lads" have been sleeping on it. You will need to find a suitably weather beaten akubra but I'm glad you're prepared to make an effort. BTW. Don't let it slip you're from Borwood.

As OD is aware I'm heading overseas on Sunday. So I'm just going to leave this little prewarning note for all to consider and put in the diary. "Bendigo has been chosen to host the prestigious 2013 Australian Alpaca Association (AAA) National Show & Sale at the Bendigo Exhibition Centre from October 10 to -13, 2013" Details will be online. However, this is an ideal opportunity for many of the uncouth types who post on Demonland to mix in refined company and (possibly) gain some couthness. DC take note - you need it. Stuie , you won't get past the gate. Lordweaver perhaps a psalm or two may help. Moon - no hope. Song - don't admit to being a teacher. OD, perhaps if WYL wheels you in you may get a concession entry. Redleg - bananas will do you no good. WJ - I'll get you a free pass if you exempt me from Biffen's fate at the Gatwick next time I insult someone. I haven't got all night so I hope the rest of you get the "vibe" of how prestigious and selective this event is, compare yourself to the group above, and decide whether or not you are worhty participants. BTW. As for the loon from WA. Bribery is your only (very faint) hope. No forget it, stay home and don't embarrass yourself.

Yet another example of our pizzweak club. Most posters appear to agree that Spencer should cop a stretch - fair enough. But how could Spencer being unco/clumsy be compared to a deliberate and malicious whack behind play. Just imagine the scenario if it was Collingwood player named Spencer. Eddie would be screaming about the injustice of it all and have it on the front page. Not at Melbourne. That squealing little [censored] Harvey got more publicity for being "pinched". FMD. How pizz weak is that? We are a Pizz weak club who will not even defend our players adequately.

I cannot believe this kid gets a shitcanning. I saw him at training in the preseason and he looked a likely kid, albeit small. Therefore a logical position is to give him some time at Casey and see how he goes. He is still akid FFS.

You may be correct Gorg. If for no other reason than Jab's disclosure has opened a tanker full of worms and no one knows just how to handle it. Fat Andrew must be soiling his undies now because another shitfight has erupted on his watch.

Loved Spencer today. Best big man effort I've seen at Melbourne for about 3 years.