Bitter but optimistic

Agreed! I think we need the sauce with that DC.

Yeah he should follow Biffen's example and post smut. A much better use of technology.

That is an historic image of The Gat Fl og. The portrait on the wall is probably one of Biffen's ancestors. (Although, as I understand it, due to some scandalous activities, the lineage is not clear.)

I was fairly pizzed at the time I visited but I think the standard measure of a yard can be found at the The Royal Ob in London. There was a great pub right at the park gates - can't recall its name but ............

Don't be bloody stupid Poon Moon. Just because one lives in a place it does not follow that one would be found dead in the bar of the local public house. (Bawdy house is a different mattter) Consider those who live in StKilda. How many would frequent the Gat? It's only Biffen's ilk that go to such places.

If WJ is making reference to DH Derryn then it shames me to think I support the same club.

Jolly good idea Biffen. What's that largish island south of the Peninsula?

Well it has its share of fairy tails.

Business is business Biff - you, of all people, should know that!

Yes well there are always a few that have particular uses for the old mac even when it is not raining. However I imagine they are more likely to be found around The Gat or, heaven forbid, The Pines.

There are no last tangos in Romsey DC.

Well I have been reading the Book of sister Doris but .. you are correct .. the fires are tormenting me and I have sought solace ( perhaps overmuch) in the demon drink to quench them. Biffen and DC have led me astray and I fear more pennance is required.

Oh honey Picture me upon your knee, With teat for two and two for teat, Just me for you and you for me, alone! Nobody near us, to see us or hear us, No friends or relations on weekend vacations

Where have you been Lord? Doing one of those 40 days and 40 nights desert tours? Anyway glad for your guidance - I'm a reformed character for it.

Indonesia? New sheepland? What's the difference? All bloody foreigners!!!!

I keep ruminating on it.

That's funny Jazza (and probably true). Thank's for that.

You're an inspiration to us all DC. If only there were more people with that attitude - what a world it would be!!

Hope it gets to Romsey. I'm locked inside and working on a beer gut on top of my gut gut

Is it a reality truck?

Our form at Darklands and our first round history give me cause for concern.

Could not have put it better. Three is realistic (well maybe a touch of optimism)

I know one named Olive - she's actually an extra Virgin!

Any Irish virgins in that lot?

I warned you C+B. If you had left the homicidal maniac as your avatar you wouldn't be getting this grief!!!