Bitter but optimistic

I know one named Olive - she's actually an extra Virgin!

Any Irish virgins in that lot?

I warned you C+B. If you had left the homicidal maniac as your avatar you wouldn't be getting this grief!!!

I guessed it was a typo "Beast" but I couldn't let it go. (I have had that problem for years)

Who the hell is the human gnome? I hope it's not Stuie or Moon - I wouldn't like either of those effers in my front garden.

Shirley not!

I wouldn't mind if he was. Saw him at a Sportsman's night many years ago. He was very funny and very frank.

You enjoy a bit of cross dressing [censored]?Now there is a remarkable thing, fl og was censored!

Thanks Song enjoyed that.

If I called dlanders "monkeys", I'd have the Society for the Protection of Monkeys chasing me down for slander.

We were Pizz poor at that time (how long since we haven't been?) but watching Jacko's antics often brightened up an otherwise sad saturday arvo.

BTW all you banana freaks should check out the "odd spot" in today's Age.

I'll just turn on the generator. It blows out dreadful diesal fumes and creates a terrible racket but it doesn't impact on me as I have it near the neighbours place.

Teah Maria?

I agree great shots and heaps of them. Stuie that was a Pizz weak and unnecessary shot at Don24. He conducted himself in a reasonable manner on the other thread. Good manners would have left it at that.

I stand corrected DC but, as you can see, I pay little attention to the chattering masses.

Unlike our social inferiors, we of polite society in Romsey do not boast about our wealth. "The lads" would consider it quite vulgar. However, suffice to say that we are not in such a parlous state that we need share our bathwater. I am certain such behaviours occur at the Gat but then again, you expect that from street people? As "the lads" and I don't frequent places like Borewood and the Peoples Republic of Frankston I am unable to comment on the behaviour of those particular commoners .

She one of your girls Biff? BTW should that be Pina Cloaca?

Neeld was on of the worst things ever to happen to our club. F him. Forget him.

Terrible thread. Quite offensive to teetotallers.

I'll have to retire from this debate. I cannot match it with a "master" statistician like yourself. FMD!!

Well Moon if you were creative, you could have returned to topic by suggesting the police might have shot Campbell Brown the other night.

No doubt DCwill try to defend their virtue but if Biffen has knowledge of them (if you get my drift) that is enough said.

IIRC he had a big knife and wasn't afraid to use it and there was scrutiny and the relevant inquiry in to the polices actions. I'm sure the family were upset but most people in society accepted the police were not unreasonable but needed further mental health training which they got. Classic.

Well you could really "expand it" if you gave us some smutty detail about "Burwood wives" and the doings of the blue (and red) rinse set.