Bitter but optimistic

Great line OD!!

Glad your're online F l o g g er. I'll give you chance to regain your technological credentials, which you lost when you were unable to advise me about changing my browser. (or would it be more correct to update a browser).... Anyway it seems, no matter what I try, that I cannot upload images to this site. The explanation is that they are too large ( I've heard that before). Any clues?

Aww shucks ! I'm just your everday decent selfless bloke who goes out of his way to help others Jazza. But well ................ er ........ I'll call you.

What do mean "softies" Jazza. I'd do the milking but it would need to be 3 or 4 hours later. I'd also need a guarantee that the AC in the shed was working and the wine was a decent vintage - these things must be civilised. BTW. I suspect some of the "clackers" at the Gat would look rather similar to those you were perving at on Sunday morning.

Did you find a teat to squeeze?

Speaking of bars - is the old Savoy open again?

Sportsbet got a boost from me.

I am just getting over last nights post match alcoholic medication RL. I sat stunned among the crowd and wondered just who we have a chance of beating this season. BTW. Despite my 16 game membership it cost me 30.00 to sit on level 1 last night.

Teats dee?

I think I've mentioned before about you having too much time on your hands DC. However, you are mistaken here, clearly, that sign would be in the 7/11 near the Gat.

I wonder what the ones with bones look like and taste like ................ Moonie might know.

Perhaps a good solid session on Redtube will get your blood pumping? I'm sure OD will have a reaction to it!

Is that written in Westaustrlian?

Where have you been F l o g? I'll just have dinner then I'll vent my spleen on you. Don't go away.

Thanks guys. Forgive my doubts - you've re aligned me. Goodbye Magpies, goodbye Rosellas. goodbye cockatoos,emus,possums,wallabies .... and ... i'm heading up to the wetlands to take a shot at Laurie Levy.

Fine friend you are Biff! I'm at a moral and spiritual crossroad and you're only interested in a crossword.

No, as I understand it, the Gat dwellers eat their own.

You borewood boys really do have a sadistic streak. Stuies even more boring than Moon.

Now don't split hairs "hard" - I'm talking about the find of 2014.

I presume the vultures are top of the tree at the Gat.

It's bloody amazing. I ask for advice about my computer and I get Jack. I mention violence and killing and you blokes are all over it. Perhaps the sanctimonious ones on the Clark thread would have been more sympathetic

You can obviously see things in black and white OD.

Good point but I don't want to offend Lordweaver. Besides he'd probably dish out some left wing advice to give out more food to convince the Magies to change their colours.

At this stage JKH but it will take most of the season to come up with a definitive answer.

Now that Poonie is going to sleep, I can ask for some sensible advice. I have a moral problem. Each night , a little earlier than now, a family of magpies arrive to cadge a free meal. They are the avian equivalent of dole bludgers. (They probably nest near the Gat.) The "lads" hate anything "magpie" and demand that I shoot them. I feel this would go against my green credentials. So I propose shooting the parents. Not only would this remove two parasites but it would serve as a timely lesson to the young ones and give them the opportunity to reform. As I have been unable to contact Lordweaver for his spiritual guidance I am asking for assistance in this matter.