Bitter but optimistic

Maybe it's just that blokes doing a bit of ..ah hem "hip and shoulder" is not that uncommon in the hills around your part of the world Jazz!!

Is this fair dinkum RTG? If so I'd draft him just for the name!!

Come on Moon, I know how you really feel!

Congratulations Flo gger - a good post. The "lads" found some of those pretty faces quite fetching and exciting. In fact I'm slipping some valium into their tuckerbags. BTW. That ends my praise and positivity.

Our draft pick success rate does not inspire confidence OD!!

I use that to dag "the lads". WTF does that mean? You taking lessons in Westralian Moonie?

FMD!! You actually measure this stuff? Christ Jazza you play this hard working dairy farmer role but you also lead a life "on the the other side". Nonetheless Biffen and I want to sign on. Daise would like to but he can't give up the blue rinsers. 1800 teats a day - amazing.

Now don't get me wrong Jazz - I'm not a prevert or anythink - but how far back do they stand?

Even Lordweaver can't deliver it with that rapidity!!!

Real men! Come off it Jazz. The real men of Romsey are very particular about their overall coiffure. I run the whippersnipper over the armpits daily.

A general, evasive and slimy response. Totally unsatisfactory.

Ah, now I see. You are the result of some unnatural cloning experiment. I suppose that explains a portion of it. Now answer my question!!

BTY where has that shifty little flo g gone? He has questions to answer.

In fairness, I suppose swimming in toilets will do that to you.

Where does my post suggest, indicate or imply stress?

Now that is a funny post!!!

Is it "the sport of kings" you follow on Redtube RL?

Have you ever considered cleaning up your lifestyle Biff?

I don't mean to be rude Biff, but who uses hot water at the Gat?

Sorry philanthropist.

Are you giving up being a philanderer?

The "lads" are being very supportive DC but I'm actually still in denial -I need to move on.

Biffen is just coming out of his weekend drug haze - I'm sure his eloquence will be sufficient to the occasion.

It shouldn't be a problem WJ. Only thoughtful,sensitive and intelligent types post on this thread.

I suppose some of your "teat carriers" are black and white like those pictured above your post. Any other resemblance?