Bitter but optimistic

Not to mention applying a colour highlight to the Brazillian DC!!

Sure you are not delusional due to over imbibing OD?

Got that OD.

I want you Fl og !!! I want to bite your little green head off!!! Where are you? Are you ignoring me Fl og ??????????????????

FL ogger!!! I've been waiting for you!!!!

And there is always a "happy ending" to those stories DC!!

Can't argue with that logic OD

My theory is - go to Asia during our coldest months - to hell with all else!

Couple of points OD. 1,Mid year hols are still on - I,m going to vietnam in about 3 weeks. 2. Yes, I am there, but I go incognito so that my fans don't disturb my enjoyment of the game. Also, the "lads" watch the game on TV.

Go Trident next year OD and sit in front of the Betty Cuthbert - great spot.

What's to like OD?

Indeed! Don't attempt to list Biff's pecuniary interests, it is far simpler to remember that they are either illegal or immoral - usually both!!!

Nah Maple! That is just Stuie being his pig headed, obnoxious, self centered pissant self.

Yes and Biffen can confirm this. It's a little side earner he has going - just don't ask how he obtains said dentures. BTW the text on that poster is incorrect . It should read - "since they were brother and sister". Cousins marrying among the filth is virtually compulsory while sibling marriages are less (slightly) common and therefore somewhat newsworthy.

Notice "greenies" and environmentalists don't feature on your in list Jazz. Just an oversight?

You're correct about Biffen's personal hygiene issues Jazz, but you are on dangerous territory with the canasta. This is strictly DC's area - canasta, euchre, hearts, bingo - it's all part of Dc's seductive web, whereby he builds a constant supply of unrequited shags from the blue rinse set. However, judging by Redleg's recent info it seems that WJ is also venturing into this area.

What's going on Fl og? I see you are back bigger and worse than ever. And .... what's more .. defriended me!!!!!!

On an entirely different topic, I,sadly, must report that our rarely valued colleague Biffen, has been ordered to undergo rehab for the next two weeks. In order to show that he intends to change his ways, Biff has decided to isolate himself from family and friends at The Gat. The truth, of course, is that, Biffen’s family disowned him some years ago, after a particularly unsavoury incident or, actually incidents, involving a (formerly) maiden aunt and a few sherries. Further, due to a number of distasteful personal habits, Biff has no friends. Despite all this, Biff claims he is genuinely trying to reform, but in the absence of Lordweaver’s firm but god guided hand, his prospects, I believe, are bleak. The “Lads” have offered to help, but Biffen, immersed in drug assisted self pity, has rudely rebuffed them. I will, nonetheless, try to assist poor Biff in anyway I can but any suggestions for his personal development will be passed on.

[censored] off Moonie!

I was going to ask if you got some sort of tax claim out of it but then i remembered you are in a tax free industry

[censored] off Moonie!!

Sensitive souls - where on earth did you rip them off from find them!!!

In fact to paraphrase Groucho -" I wouldn't want to be a guest, if Biffen wanted me to be a guest"!!!

Come on Biff - you are hardly in a position to judge dinner guests!!

The "paraphernalia" on the table is a giveaway. Biff has obviously supplied (at an outrageous price) the poor bastards with some dangerous backyard concoction.