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Bitter but optimistic

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Everything posted by Bitter but optimistic

  1. Ignorant [censored] trolls. I was actually performing an honest public service. That means doing good for society. A concept beyond you miserable [censored].
  2. Painted on the side of a "Double B" no doubt - there would be sufficient space.
  3. You are a very complex fellow Song. You live with a filth player and knock off his girlfriend. Yet you also express other strange desires. You need a break from Demonland.
  4. FMD! F l o g's inane kindergarten humour is about to do me in!!
  5. Like Jizza's dishes!
  6. I think it was also worthy of " and a sharp blow to the testicles".
  7. That appears to be a discriminatory reference to flaggelators (sic) Gnasher. Is such language permitted under the Dland Code of Conduct?
  8. And then ............. along comes Moonie!!! Adding what to the conversation ........?
  9. That's for certain Chook!!!
  10. ZZZZ zzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzz zzzzz zz
  11. Good thread P-man. A cross section of Dland [censored] have posted and basically made no sense. Good stuff!
  12. "After hours and feeling that impending mix of sadness and anger? Retreat to our Self Flagellation Room (proudly sponsored by BBO)." I don't mind supplying the equipment (and technical advice if required) but I want everything cleaned up before it is returned.
  13. Anyway, toodle pip lads and ladies. I have prepared a sumptuous dinner, have plenty of (cheap) wine and "The Royal Budapest Hotel" on DVD. Enough of you trolls, a romantic evening awaits.
  14. Biff, you need either a gun or a fast escape plan. Did you not explain the perils associated with your lifestyle to the relevant authorities?
  15. Keep this between you and I dc but the lads consider dairy farmers a bit vulgar and callow. They prefer the more genteel folk of Romsey.
  16. Maybe but ... he gets a lot of sex.
  17. The more I read your posts, the more impressive you loom jizza. I think it's time you started to spend more time in polite society. Daisycutter's your man. He has innumerable contacts and could help you unleash your potential.
  18. Yes I can picture jizza strutting about in the moleskins and handmade RM Williams boots. Complete with stetson made from tanned udders of course. Must bring a tear to the poddy calves eyes.
  19. You are obviously very house proud jizz - good on you!

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