Bitter but optimistic

Perhaps I am a sad and pathetic soul but I live for demonland gems such as this, that offer such wonderful insights into the human condition. Thank you for sharing Ethan.

I do have one or two other ways to while away idle moments chook.

FFS Saty !!! It's his avatar - he can do what the [censored] he likes with it!!

Only if I can choose my own outfit.

Let me be the first !!!! Moonie is almost as silly as picket!!! Bwahaha!1 Bwahaha!!

I'd be very happy to illuminate you picket !! With a flame thrower!!!

That is possible Ethan but 47 showers in a day maybe taking cleanliness to the extreme.

If Rance is looking to go he might be looking West. Family and church connections would be in that part of the world.

I'm confident it would stand proudly in the face of critical analysis !!!

What no Clarrie Chew Chewed !!!!!!!! How very fickle of you picket !!!

He is certainly a decent sized unit mono, but I don't know whether he is ready for a call up. Perhaps one of the regular Casey watchers could comment.

Thanks - I'll make sure to see it then!

Is it a porno Adam?

Not sure I'd say "slight" RTG but he still has the build of a young man. I noticed he had big hands so I expect he will fill out to a decent size.

Saw young Weed up close in the Betty Cuthbert bar today RTG. I reckon his build is almost identical to Jack Watts when he came to the club. I don't think a debut against Hawthorn would be healthy for him!

Watts - His best game for the club Tyson - At the contest all day. Unobtrusive but a gun. VDB - Best game for the year. Took a very strong mark. Avenue to goal. Stretch. Nice outside run. Looked like his old man at times. Petracca - Geez this kid has class. O mac . Showed why the selectors have stuck with him.

Avoid that making love in the dunes stuff RTG - very uncomfortable

Just back at The Manor after a very shitty game of football. Jack Watts played his best game ever. This was the game of a mature footballer and leader who was on the spot when most needed. Dom Tyson was effective without being spectacular. Geez he worked hard. We frigged around with ball to a chronic level. What is the problem with kicking the ball toward our goals? I would also like to know what Hogan's role is? He works his arse off and takes marks/gains possession all over the ground. Can he do this and be a key forward? I must say that Jack Watts did just this but he has about 100 games hard won experience on Hogan. Jesse seems down on confidence to me and I wonder if lack of role clarity is contributing?

Perhaps Uncle Bitter could meet the children.

You really do have to be more than a touch cynical and twisted to support Melbourne. I don't reckon that anytime in my remaining pathetic years I'll ever be 100% confident of a win.

Here's one I haven't heard before. Thought I'd share it with my fellow perverts. An old grandad goes into a chemist to buy some Viagra. "Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?" "I can cut them for you ' said the chemist " but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection." "I am 96 years old" said the old man . "I don't want an erection, I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pizz on my slippers".

A "certificate" doesn't count with you blokes. Once a "to and from" always a "to and from"!

I've got Meth Coast in a multi bet - I want the dough!

Nah! But his Missus is welcome!

FFS Saty, I'll toss pancakes if required then I'll pass the hat around to get you back on that plane. Leave the blonde behind.