Bitter but optimistic

Sadly Moonie, the common herd is given to harsh judgements.

Uncle Bitter is busy for a few days and this thread goes to shite. Now I'm sure everyone is interested in my activities. So first of all I became involved with a lowlife who was trying to rip old retirees like my good self off. I finally extracted some coin from this social parasite but it was a difficult task. BTW. Said heartless thief is a "contributor" to this board. Second of all. I was invited to a function at The Braybrook Pub - a very classy venue. Guest speakers Dane Swann and Dustin Martin. I wont paint a picture of the audience but I doubt that they worked at CSIRO or wore silk. Anyway, to the speakers - one was embarrassingly inarticulate the other was an arrogant [censored]. No prizes for working that out. I drank Shiraz so was considered a dangerous pervert.

The dumb [censored] would probably sign you up.

It would be bull [censored] of the highest order.

Saty don't you get it? People on this forum have opinions - right or wrong ! We don't just trot out the company line.

Give Gorg his missus back. (Even if it is against her will)

Moonie and Earl Hood would probably sit back and have a meaningful discourse on both the artistic merits of said swan and , more importantly, how its symbolism reflected on a post modernist view of the rise of Donald Trump and its subsequent implications on China's claim to the Spratley Islands.

Already done

My err ................. well ...................... let's say ............... "conjugal efforts" go longer than the cricket.

Barring injury, I reckon that will be it.

Wetty?

Have some couriered to "The Manor" at Romsey please OD.

Perhaps you could ease the pain with some of your sister's pinot OD? Cheaper even than Panadol.

Trying to recover from my hangover is my initial target. I just slurped down more water than I usually need to shower.

Gawn. An incredible performance . Big Max just took the game on and said "we're winning this" Viney. Also incredible. Monstered the game after half time. Watts. Hard to believe the elite footy Jack is playing at both ends of the ground. Tyson. Often unnoticed but does what needs be done. The Captain. His usual gut busting lead by example performance. Clarrie Chew Chew. Tough little bastard. Terrific inside courage and efficiency.

Uncle is back. Been round to a Hawthorn acquaintance's house. Got the arse in the end. I complained about his booze and offended his missus . Well [censored] them for barracking for a [censored] bunch of losers!!

I loved The Pedo handing out footys post game to the kids

Put your missus in a taxi Gorg - I'm in a party mood!!!!!

I now believe that 50 years of [censored] has officially ended. We have arrived!!!!!

Arrh yes "Diamond Jim" as Lou Richards crowned him. I think we picked him on the back of one finals performance in SA where he kicked a big bag of goals. We payed him a shitload. He was built like Superman but sadly, as noted above gave us buggar all. He was apparently a good bloke who loved the club and did a lot with the past players association.

[censored] me Ethan, that is a revolting post! I sat as if mesmerized by it ! It even slowed my usual inhalation of breakfast!

Usually by around round 3 it's about "next year". So being a finals "chance" until recently has certainly been an oddity. While it's unlikely, a win in this game would be rocket fuel in our development and 2017 prospects!

Well some good resulted from last night's "epic" clash. I had $44 remaining in my sportsbet account. So I plonked it on ninthmond at $3.50.

Jesus picket you need urgent medical attention.