Bitter but optimistic

Anyway between posting on Dland I've been having some fun' . A lot of the yokels with young kids are into this Halloween Bullshite!! I'm not! I hold my lunatic dog until the kids enter the driveway. The I let him go and he runs straight at them - barking,slavering and snotting and looking like a homicidal maniac. Little kids [censored] themselves and cry - FMD it's funny!

No No Clit! DC is into instant gratification. Golf takes too long.. A couple of sets of tennis, lawn bowls, a game of euchre -- you get the picture. A quick shag and he moves on - tears or not!

Ha Ha Ha ! You've nailed it dc! You dirty old shagger!!

Agreed dc. I think crint suffers from a multitude of handicaps. I wonder If he gets government assistance - Jizza does!

I wish it was the cheeks featured on post 13641 dc!

You are either a bandit or a bull shiter Crint - which is is it? Fess up!

Give me a break Clunt. It was a tongue in cheek comment!

Wasn't that the Lone Ranger?

Well at least then I could have a crack at Dorothy.

Thanks Red, I appreciate your support. It's very satisfying to be recognised by one's peers. Yeah it just didn't work out. Me and morality are just not meant to be bedfellows. The lads are disappointed but they are blaming Biffen's godless influence.

What's innocent about some slag having sex with a dog?

You could at least tip a bit of raw spirit (vodka) into the mix red.

I'm currently enjoying an interesting one. Sister's Run -Grenache, Shiraz, Mataro.

Well I sort of feel sorry for all the bluerinsers you seduce and then cast off dc.

I trust you're not suggesting I'm inconsiderate and selfish!

You've become a very sensitive clit!

Very observant my Lord. My new calling is to do good as required. Romsey or Ethihad - it matters not. Sinners such as moonie and clit need immediate help.

My hands have been joined in prayer - If that is what you mean Mr Eastwood!

I am a changed man Moonie and find many worthy role models in the community around me.

I must say I’m disgusted by the commodification and simplistic sexualisation of the female body in recent posts on this thread. I was involved in a discussion group at church today and we agreed that sexualised images of the female form only serves to reiterate simplistic gender stereotypes and, thereby, promote and reinforce gender inequality.

Brlycream certainly evokes some sensual memories dc. It just occurred to me that the rock and roller I shag ged then, might be the bluerinser you are shagg ing now !! I hope the poor old buggers never discover how much they have come down in the world!!

Fair question dc. Clint could go either way. Jizza would definitely be a "butter makes it better man". Your Cal poppy assertion is controversial though - It is based on a number of assumptions regarding the activity at hand. I'll leave it to Biffen for an authoritative answer.

Is Marlon B another of your role models Clint? What's the drink of choice tonight?

Ha Ha ! Good one Clit!! Enjoy your red - and anything else that comes to hand.

Come on dc! ..... foreplay!!! Now you are bull shi ting!!!! The poor old blue rinsers are still suffering from your eagerness! I'll send you some of that 20 year old KY Gel as a humanitarian gesture!