Bitter but optimistic

Thanks Red, I appreciate your support. It's very satisfying to be recognised by one's peers. Yeah it just didn't work out. Me and morality are just not meant to be bedfellows. The lads are disappointed but they are blaming Biffen's godless influence.

What's innocent about some slag having sex with a dog?

You could at least tip a bit of raw spirit (vodka) into the mix red.

I'm currently enjoying an interesting one. Sister's Run -Grenache, Shiraz, Mataro.

Well I sort of feel sorry for all the bluerinsers you seduce and then cast off dc.

I trust you're not suggesting I'm inconsiderate and selfish!

You've become a very sensitive clit!

Very observant my Lord. My new calling is to do good as required. Romsey or Ethihad - it matters not. Sinners such as moonie and clit need immediate help.

My hands have been joined in prayer - If that is what you mean Mr Eastwood!

I am a changed man Moonie and find many worthy role models in the community around me.

I must say I’m disgusted by the commodification and simplistic sexualisation of the female body in recent posts on this thread. I was involved in a discussion group at church today and we agreed that sexualised images of the female form only serves to reiterate simplistic gender stereotypes and, thereby, promote and reinforce gender inequality.

Brlycream certainly evokes some sensual memories dc. It just occurred to me that the rock and roller I shag ged then, might be the bluerinser you are shagg ing now !! I hope the poor old buggers never discover how much they have come down in the world!!

Fair question dc. Clint could go either way. Jizza would definitely be a "butter makes it better man". Your Cal poppy assertion is controversial though - It is based on a number of assumptions regarding the activity at hand. I'll leave it to Biffen for an authoritative answer.

Is Marlon B another of your role models Clint? What's the drink of choice tonight?

Ha Ha ! Good one Clit!! Enjoy your red - and anything else that comes to hand.

Come on dc! ..... foreplay!!! Now you are bull shi ting!!!! The poor old blue rinsers are still suffering from your eagerness! I'll send you some of that 20 year old KY Gel as a humanitarian gesture!

Is that still popular with the blue rinsers dc?

If only poddy calves could tell their story. Romsey debs are very versatile and adaptable dc. However it's more pin the tail on the alpaca in these parts. The "lads" quite enjoy it however!

You have lost some credibility with me Clit. What is this business of having the wife cook the bar-bar-que? That is man's work surely! However, if you gave the missus an enjoyable (for you)spanking afterwards for spoiling, the steak then that's OK!

I'd be really interested in how this feels Jizza!

You forgot- A dirty little Fl og! And.. I'll tell you where that bump should be located!

Come on Jizza - We are all mates here!

Jeeezus Biff! I've had a lot to drink and am very fragile!! Nasty tastes are bubbling up!

OK - i get the eyebrows thing but- what line could possibly get you over the line?

Tastefully put as usual Biff. Although you could reasonably have said "lower back".