Bitter but optimistic

Give her one over the dinner table to show your appreciation Crint.

Sadly Fl og It seems I have to spend more time trying to educate you. Without delving into the tedious history of that place where you live, I am assuming the aim of this referendum was for WA to secede from the rest of Australia. Without digging into a dictionary I am guessing that "successful" means something like achieving one's aims. When I last bothered to look WA was still a state of Australia. Need I go on?

Aren't they?

Australian affairs have nothing to do with your (sad) part of the world Fl og!

Well Fl og why don't you act as if the Ref was successful and have nothing to do with we East Coasters?

Let's be honest dc you're not interested in the daughters !

They have dropped off Rolf a little in Romsey but that is ok! I'll resurrect him as reformed and repentant due to my prayers and their donations!

Correct Biff - I quite enjoy people touching my robes. As for the captives .... not for discussion here!

I wonder what dc is up to? There must be plenty of cup eve functions out Borewood way. He'll probably shag some rich old blue rinser then escort he to the cup tomorrow. Her tickets, hamper and taxi of course! He'll probably touch up her daughter later. No shame at all!

I'm spending time with my friends tonight.

Through to the keeper I suspect!

Christ Clit you are in top form!! Go on ... do it ... cover the board again...!!!

Ha Ha Ha Clit you're on fire tonight and .... pi ssed I suspect There is no way you've savoured a fine drop tonight. You've slurped a roughie!

Yeah but it would be classy literature like "Take 5" or "Zoo" - or some "celeb" hunting stuff.

And wrapped in a brown paper bag.

What camel pi ss are you drinking tonight Clunt?

Be careful Clint or you'll poke yourself in the eye with the straw!!

Only the girls!

It's not "aroma" you barbarian it's nose!! Send it to me immediately!!

This from a bloke who thinks Jim Beam and Diet Coke is classy!!

Now that is far too classy for the likes of a sandpaper palate such as yours Clunt! Send it, by courier, to me immediately!!!

The lads do a lot of honking and braying when the little kids slip and fall. Toddlers are best when they turn and try to run to their mums - and then fall in the loose stones. Biffen's associates look after the older kids. LG!!!

Agreed dc! However, I'm not allowed to take my pooch to school. Hence my Halloween fun. Ha Ha - just got another one!!!

Anyway between posting on Dland I've been having some fun' . A lot of the yokels with young kids are into this Halloween Bullshite!! I'm not! I hold my lunatic dog until the kids enter the driveway. The I let him go and he runs straight at them - barking,slavering and snotting and looking like a homicidal maniac. Little kids [censored] themselves and cry - FMD it's funny!

No No Clit! DC is into instant gratification. Golf takes too long.. A couple of sets of tennis, lawn bowls, a game of euchre -- you get the picture. A quick shag and he moves on - tears or not!