Bitter but optimistic

He could at least wear some band aids or sticking plaster you'd think. No wonder the Gat girls handover all their takings.

I was ready to do my bit Moon but the ice addicted Biff with green teeth, sores and pus etc looked dangerous. Even the Bully drug heads knew a lunatic to be avoided.

Had a pleasant day at the footy yesterday, despite Biffen and Moonie hanging on my coattails . It wasn't so bad really. Biffen was having an alcohol free day in order to concentrate on drug taking. And Moonie .... well Moonie got pi ssed early so I was able to con him into buying me beamers instead of beer. Had to sit in the outer obviously , because neither of those two cheap bast ards would buy premium memberships. Also had the chance to read that article about the oversupply of old sla gs in Borewood. dc you are a disgusting wretch!

FMD that sheila with the tatts looks tough. I wouldn't try to pinch her beer!

Well, as this is probably about his fourteenth attempt, I'm confident that Fl og will be going ok. At the worst, he'll be popular, as he can drive his classmates to the lolly shop.

Of course dc has different problems with his bluerinsers - they can't remember where they live. And even if they do they can never find the key. dc evidently manages though.

I'm sure their were "reasons" why you locked "the girls" in the yard Jizz. However, I think it best such reasons remain secret.

Hey Jizz that canuck sheila is back. Why don't you apply your irresistible charm and ask her for a date.

Settle down Mable. This is oz - all beaches and skin cancer.

mmmmmmmmm! Food for thought. Moonie had strange footwear when I encountered him at the footy ...and Jizza .... FMD! He would have every gumboot variant imaginable. The pony [censored] could be one of Dland's own. Unsurprising I guess.

Soo....ee! Sooo ee! Sooo eee!

Next thing that canuck sheila will be talking about ice hookey or some such [censored]. Think I'll go to bed.

Rattle the pig bucket .... and look who arrives

I've given that pervert some consideration dc. How did he do it do you think? Perhaps he could rewrite the "Kama Sutra" with a milk crate or stool (stool - not a great choice of word I'll admit) as a third partner. You have to admire the guy though - he doesn't let social conventions influence his preferred lifestyle. (either a relative of Biffen or the Jizza has been found out)

What's (not Watts) the old saying? It sums up my situation ( and I'm sure those from polite society such as Earl Hood would concur). I'm trying to soar with the eagles ( not the methcoast) and I'm dragged down by the [censored] turkeys on this site. Turkeys such as dc the pervert, Biffen the upmarket pervert, Moonie the pervert, Fl og industrial waste sewer dweller, R&B beard totally [censored] , Jizza of four teats, bb with a banana up his arse and a host of [censored] lawyers and others. FMD why do I bother?

FMD ! Even you have lost the plot bb. We're done!

You know this for a fact Jizz?

Anyway goodnight sh iteheads . I have other matters to attend to!

Please don't mention the fungal issue again Biffen. It's not really my fault.

Fl ogs as bait for fishing -- cruel way to poison fish I reckon However, you are quite correct Mable it takes a lot to get me out out of the manor at Romsey for any length of time. A weekend at Earl Hood's estate is , obviously, an exception.

Do they have shiraz in Canadia Mable? Do they stomp on Fl ogs in Canadia Mable?

I am proud of what I have!! Few can match it!

I don't need to overact Fl og ......... I am naturally the centre of attention.

That's impressive Jizz! I imagine that get up would enable you win to over your fair share of heifers. ( although a bag of oats or half a bale of hay might be needed to seal the deal)