Bitter but optimistic

Well Skinny, they are certainly bucket list destinations for a visit but I wouldn't want to live there. Too much salt. It would play havoc with my blood pressure.

Thanks for your "support" dc. However, I must set the record straight. I am longer in that esteemed profession - I am a gentleman of retirement. Actually it was a misunderstanding surrounding the corporal punishment matter that lead to it. I thought that young female teacher deserved a jolly good spanking.... err ....... anyway best leave that story. Unfortunately, despite his exertions, "Special" wont be admitted. Security have specific instructions to keep persons of poverty away from The Manor.

I don't suppose any of you bastards will care but uncle is having another bad week. Still haven't recovered from the debacle with the filth The lads are unsettled since dc's vile accusations The dogs are [censored] inside The Manor due to the inclement weather Neither the maid nor the squeeze will sleep with me AND The tinea has returned FMD it's a cruel world. And ...what's more ................ I discovered today that some D'landers actually have the temerity to have me on ignore.

Or raisins rattling around in a chaff bag.

I reckon you will be AF. The key difference is about 200mm!

Schoolboy humour dc _ that's all ive got. Well ... plus some whips .. and some decent rattans I suppose ... and of course specialist apparatus .... and well .... arrh sometimes I'm such a shallow person. Time to open another red!

That could be useful.

Of course dc, however, I also understand you have a penchant for well ripened, some might say overripe fruit. Arrh well .... far be it from me to cast nasturtiums!!!

Don't know about od but I'm rather partial to a sweet little peach on occasion.

A "rainbow" ...............mmmmm. Since an unfortunate incident with some females the lads have been banned from shows so they have led something of a monastic lifestyle. I suppose such situations could give rise to ....err .. ambidextrism. In a blokey and wholesome way off course.

From my admittedly non expert reading of the draft it seems there will be potentially very good options at pick 10. It would have to be a very good outcome to part with it.

I notice some posters are prepared to trade our first round pick. Madness I reckon.

A very vulgar post dc. One does not round up alpacas. One addresses them by name and requests their attendance. BTW. Collective noun for alpacas is a herd but some of them find this offensive due to its bovine connotations.

However, Bitterness will be offered a new contract.

Send the bill to my estate Red. After today's "effort", I think I shall open an artery - or two. FMD!! And then do it again.

Thanks for stating the bloody obvious Red. Typical bloody lawyer!!

I reckon the decision is made dc. Bye bye Bucks.

Yes but subtitles in Westralian might be an issue. FMD!!

Make sure you get "talkies"

What's going on Frogger? The last I heard you were posted to some remote outpost that relied on the telegraph. Now you're back to annoy with your alien Westralian ways.

Yeah it was in little tufts - like doll's hair.

If you have some prejudice against bananas R and B ether 'fess up and leave this thread or hold your piece.

FMD!! Go and suck a banana!

Clearly rhetorical.

Crikey Rhythm and Blues, do you have to complicate matters?