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Not sure why I'm supposed to hate them for the merger, good on them for blowing it up.

This is like when Jamar was pox for six years, came good for a couple of seasons and now we can never write ruckmen off until they're about 27.

The gag is explained in the first two paragraphs FFS.

I'd be making sure because his value to other clubs will have gone off the charts in the last few weeks.

If I was his manager I wouldn't let him get stuck in the VFL for half of next year after his performances of the last three weeks.

Staggered to discover that putting all the games on sale at once has ended in a debacle.

Not off him for good, but in this massive game he'd want to do better than his career average of 3.3 kicks per game*. VFL performances are fine but no help if you can't translate it to the big time. * Unless he kicks three from three kicks.

We're 0-14 against Lance Franklin. Time to give that one the heave ho.

Go and get Gaff... tribunal representation.

SEN's entire business model seems to be clickbaiting you through to website articles where somebody says something moderately controversial. Works quite well.

He's fine with ball in hand, a complete liability when it's loose. Time for the old face-saving mystery injury.

As if the AFL won't be playing razzle dazzle half-court rules within a few years. Visionary preparation.

Finals since 2015 - 24, 20, 34, 35, 34 and 25 touches. Seems to find it alright.

The performances are not to be discounted, but they were playing a village team. Like when Gawn had 80 hitouts then it turned out Bendigo couldn't afford a ruckman.

Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter. He's ok with the ball, is a massive liability without it. Either he or Vince goes now and the other follows at the end of the year.

And the financials are much better there now that the AFL own the joint. Not a big deal to play one game there if the alternative is Darwin.

For all those hoping for the MCG, from three weeks ago...

Build a bar facing the platforms at Jolimont so we can taunt platforms full of opposition plebs after games.

Didn't think much of him, but Vince should be in the gun first.

So we want him but he's not available. Landfill journalism from Fox.

Our salary cap must have accidentally had an extra zero added to it. Bank error in your favour, collect out of contract players.

Darren Cuthbertson must be scathing at the way two games can get you $750,000 these days..

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What about his post match interview when asked about when it started to get nasty with Selwood -"I love that [censored]". Put that on a t-shirt.

If they've got ripper names like Freddie Clutterbuck then yes please