The football department have told us they wont tank so I thought we should look at the players to find any possible tankers to help our cause. Call this what you like but I have named it:
The Tankability Review.
Bell - Tried to run through a tank but smashed his shoulder
Bruce – tried tanking against Collingwood but didn’t like it
Davey – Couldn’t build a tank quick enough for him
Dunn – Fighting for his life as the tanks are approaching
Frawley – Can produce a tank or two but we love ya
Green – Despises tanks, tried to smash a tank with his head earlier in the year but broke his jaw
Grimes – I heard he ran through a tank during child birth
Jamar – Russians prefer bombs to tanks
Jetta - super competitive soldier leading the residence
Jones – Someone tried to tank his farther and that [censored] him right off
Jurrah – Fingers are to large to operate a tank
Martin – Heard someone was tanking and stomped his leg like a horse
McDonald – Has started to colour in pictures of Thomas the Tank Engine with his son
McLean – To slow even for a tank
Moloney – Teased for being a Tank
Morton – Went looking for tanks that had gone missing away from the battle
Petterd – Just as the tanks gathered in the last quarter he positioned some landmines perfectly
Rivers – Threw himself at tanks all day
Robertson - selfish Tanker
Warnock – Battles the biggest tanks of opposition teams each week
Wheatley – Kicks like a tank
Bate – Runs like a tank
Possible Replacements
Watts – Gold plated tanker, so don’t scratch him
Blease – So talented he smashed his leg in the aid of tanking
Well there you have it, no were near enough tankers to save us from this predicament. No scully for us, Trengove at best.