Sideshow Bob

Gather round..... I'll tell you a story.....

Jeepers that sounds like Jeelong are going to get both. They'd probably ask for our freo picks to make it worthwhile to give up pick 97

Go Crom Eeeewwww thats feels very dirty putting those words down. It's downright wrong.

Brutally disappointed 😉 Awesome debut. Only been calling for him to get a game since the norf game last year....

Home and watching the replay. How good is the Roooo chant - wasn't expecting it - but in hindsight was always going to happen Cult figure already!

Can anyone explain why the umpires wear their fluoro yellow/green tops with dark grey/black shorts to Richmond games. Happened in the carlton round 1 game as well, yet they wear blue to North Melbourne games.... Is it really that hard to wear different colours than the competing sides??? They have access to many coloured shirts

No pressure on the kid first game. Let him experience it.... PS. If he doesn't kick at least 8 I'm going to be brutally disappointed 😝

Can someone with editing skills (ie not me) do up a Van ROOYENATOR photo (Obviously replacing the Arnie part of the cyborg) And ps baggsing it and the name as a new avatar on here

Oh contraire. They will cheer if he’s near it… probably means West coast get the footy

Probably win the brownlow as well if he does that And you'd have to have a sneaky 20 on him for the Norm following that year 😁

How good is it having 3 teams to support this year 1. The Dees 2. Whoever plays Collingwood And the new comer 3. Whoever Plays Freo So much more interest in this season - statistically interest level is up by 50%....

Nah Judd has him covered All good

He was very good. Unfortunately will be first out on May's return. Unless he becomes a tall utility as the sub.

They're talking a week on TV for kozzie. I think there's a massive argument that his intention was to hit the shoulder and he got 95% there- a free kick downfield for a late hit seems an appropriate penalty

Didn't get a tonne of it today in the middle - but gee he's a natural there. Sublimely fast around the packs - once he has the pill, Everything just opens up for him. There were a couple of little shimmies in traffic, the field opening up as a result today that just reminded me a little of the Macedonian marvel Peter Daicos... Reckon this kid could be at that level by the end of his career

Actually think it's a small blessing - viney Oliver and trac - all bulls. We need to show some variety and get some pure speed around the stoppages. Increased midfield time for kozzie. Will get a good at Rivers with more midfield minutes, maybe some chandler or bowser time in there for some chaos around the ball. Will definitely keep the opposition guessing as what's actually possible with our group

The MRI machine was going to show some damage... then Jack made it cry All good no damage 👹

Bit harsh on Camilla but hey probably on the money there 😜

@Kick_It_To_Pickett or Anyone who got the rumour mill message of why he left able to forward it my way as well cheers

I just want to someone with authority at the club when asked in an interview about Kozzie to go with the old school ‘nah he’s a required player we love him and we’re not going to trade him’….

The only issue with Kayo.... If we get today's commentary team as the regular gig through the season... I'm not going to be happy....... Have no idea who they were - he had good knowledge but the personality of a brick. She seemed personable but was deadset barracking for St Kilda and had absolutely NFI about players form both teams (possibly knew about them but it wouldn't be hard, given her lack of knowledge of the Dees) At one stage she was saying how Lachie Hunter had once again linked up playing with Zane Cordy after leaving the dogs.... WTAF

What amazes me is that they haven't worked out how to make our home games on the royal birthday and Anzac eve on opposite years - we currently have 2 massive money spinners in one year and zip in the next makes absolutely no sense

Was zoned to Hawthorn - played all my rep footy there and under 15s/17s - when they disbanded the comp to start the u18s comp.... stupidly declined the invite to train at Toorak the following year - thought yr12 was more important... every single bloke who went there was drafted... a couple of them (certain twins) are still senior coaches..... Got yelled at by a certain hard nosed coach named Yabbie - for being bent over vomiting at training.... after doing what I thought was the biggest gut running session of my life. "YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT AT HAWTHORN DOING THAT....." [censored] I hate Hawthorn. With a passion (Although was actually pretty cool that Dipper and Dermie and Tucky and a couple of the other superstars would often come down and train with us before the seniors came out proplerly) The success there in that era really was incredible, very jealous of the 80s for them. Hate them. Being at optus in 2021 for the Granny with my then 8 year old son, the decades of relief well and truly made up for the pain of watching Hawthorn up close and personal [censored] Hate them

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