Deeman

Wrong game mate!

Very funny but if you think football's all rocket science, then I can reveal that a remarkably similar game plan was used by Geelong last year and they won the flag with it.

We somehow managed not to kick the lowest score of the round. Gee those Swans (6.13.49) absolutely suck!

Carlton are a bit like Sir Paul McCartney. They both purchased damaged goods in the form of a person with one good leg and like the great Beatle, the Blues may well live to regret the decision.

I will but I'm curious Deebra, will you be wearing a Demon symbol on your, er ... bra and if so, how will you prove it?

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Shane Valenti is a different man since being rookie listed by Melbourne - Profile

Judging on that club's results of late they'd be doing cartwheels.

It's not paranoia. They're all just out to get us!

Went down to the Trevor Barker Beach Road Oval at Sandringham today on the off chance that I might catch the Melbourne Football Club by surprise on account of the fact that the club has declared all training sessions other than the ones held on Wednesdays as closed sessions and off limits to the public. Well, guess what? There was not a single soul around although I was able to take some snaps and bring you these exclusive photos of the vacant ground with the old concrete perimeter fence on Beach Road now missing. As you can see, the demise of the old fence has made it difficult for the club to hide their players and keep tactics and strategies secret as the ground is open for all and sundry to look inside. That probably explains why nobody was there when I arrived. I can say that among the notable absentees from today's training (wherever and whenever it took place) were Travis Johnstone, Nathan Brown, Daniel Ward, Byron Pickett, Clint Bizzell, Ryan Ferguson and Heath Neville. As I was driving off however, I caught a glimpse of someone wearing a red top and a freakish looking blond haircut hovering around the tea trees and dense brush between the ground and the beach. I can't say for sure but he looked a bit like Nathan Carroll. Now I wonder ... MELBOURNEfc's next open training session will be held at Trinity Oval on Wednesday 30 January at 10:00am but please note: Training times and venues are subject to change without notice.

Good move and shows the leadership group is serious and means business. Personally, I'd give him another two weeks for the haircut as well.

The second question has a double negative - it should be rephrased to avoid confusion.

Right, well good luck to him in the future and I hope he can overcome the issues that led to those embarrassing moments in Greece and Germany where he walked the walk but not apparently in a straight line!

You decide?

Give the guy a break. Coaches are allowed to waffle on.

I always regarded them as a bunch of handbags now a Thai tattooist has got them pegged right - Tatt turns Cats fan's arm into gay icon!

With a name like that the kid will probably make a good golfing partner for Jeff White.

Is it politcally correct to say we should Welsh on the deal?

Just a blue screen? T.G.R must be in the middle of one of putting up one of his posts!

Is Sam Hunt worth a punt? No, no, I'll be very blunt, Won't take him, he's a runt!

And that's a pretty poor effort from the coach knowing the cameras were whirring away. Very ordinary to do that sort of thing in the circumstances.

Imagine a centreline of Johnson Masten Bate ... er oops

In other words. Thanks for your enquiry. Now [censored] off!

Round 7 Hawthorn v West Coast at Mawson Base Antarctica First AFL game to be played on ice! Ben Cousins' come back game.

At least he finished his career on a high!!!