layzie

This is boring

Himmelberg is a jet

Just pack it in Melbourne, mercy rule.

Getting schooled now with our conceding tool of choice. The out the back goal

Good opportunities go begging. Don't suppose we could ever make the opposition pay for their misses

Seems to be ok, I think..

Cant wait for Kobe Farmer

Jamie Bennell!

We stink like Marial Van Arkle.

1 goal at half time. That simply can't happen yet we seem to do it with regularity.

So according to the lass behind me that was Harmes's fault for not having a shot. Give me a fricken spell mate he's the only one lowering the eyes. We have big problems right now and he is not one of them.

Oh yeah, Viney's playing

Didn't think much of our chances but are we seriously gift wrapping them shots at goal and expecting to stay in it? FFS

Oliver is out of sorts today

Mids need to lift

This sport is slowly going to hell.

I'd kill for that delivery even 1 time out of 3 attempts. Currently it's about 1 in 8

We are way off. Mix of everything but the timing is just wrong right now.

Suicidal

Melbourne, I understand the rationale behind this but we CANNOT play the kick-mark game. Our only hope is to move it quick, if there's turnovers doing that so be it. Rather that than a 10 second mark and long kick to the opposition

Very ominous feeling

Anything less than bang on skill today and we're kaput

Just got here. Come on boys same effort as last week and we won't leave disappointed.

Reasonable coach that got the best out of a list that never bottomed out over 10 seasons and couldn’t get that elusive big fish free agent. Sadly won’t coach again, unless Carlton will go down the ‘experienced’ path.