layzie

I respectfully disagree with this performance.

Shocking skills

You really can tell in footy when a team is not coming back.

I wrote that one down

Why are people blaming one group midfield or forwards? We've collectively been garbage tonight

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They've been all over us and first to every ball. I can't really fault Carlton's performance

Cant even kick gimmes now

Why didn't that go through?

Nice tackle from Petty

Carlton have controlled this from the first bounce. They have all the answers when we get even a glimmer. How anyone thinks we can get back into this based on what we've seen is completely beyond me.

Pathetic effort

Too many crappy mistakes

Need to make inroads

How else was it going to start?

Let's try to save some percentage

I better say "We'll win it" now so I can drag up the post again later if it happens.

We can get back into it but we need a sustained period of winning footy. Carlton have been excellent in the middle and I don't see them suddenly slowing down in there.

Absolutely insipid half from Melbourne. Smashed in contested possession, smashed in uncontested, not effective enough with the ball, outcoached, outplanned. We have not at any point had the game on our terms. No, even when Trac kicked the two we still didn't have the run of play. By the way why take him off?' He's playing forward FFS. Petty is being smashed by Weitering. Pickett unsighted. What do you want me to do?

Need more mongrel in the 50

Need one more minimum

Just not getting enough of the ball plain and simple

Order is restored

Enough of this relax nonsense.