Carlton For Being Filthy Lousy Cheats all my life
Collingwood Because Dad Told me to Hate them Years ago
Hawthorn for their Colours and Dominance of the Eighties YEAR AFTER YEAR-President Jeffrey
Adelaide-1998-We beat those bastards by 10 goals in September, and for just being the Crows
West Coast-Arrogant Cheats-I think they are in Trouble for a few years, just got that feeling
Go Demons 2008