Tony Tea

Fending off with the foot? So that's what we call kicking now. Noted.

Don't be surprised if Hawthorn put some work into Salem.

Mental, anyway.

Me too. And then I felt absolutely shouse the next day even before the game started.

Another indication footy media struggles to fill time or space.

Gerard sounds disturbingly similar to Frank Walker from National Tiles.

I'd prefer to bring back Glenn Lovett. Safer hamstrings.

Hogan for Cera and Andrew Brayshaw, with pick swaps.

The strong clubs have built their lists first from the draft, then after a period of development, traded in players to fill specific roles (unless an absolute gun wants in). What are our specific needs? Obviously outside speed is one, so Gaff would fill that bill, but if Gaff and Norf have paid massive overs we would be silly to also pay massive overs. We need to look elsewhere. Fingers crossed we have other irons in the fire, and fingers, toes and eyes crossed if one of those irons is Josh Kelly.

23. Dermott Round. All the commentators must butcher their words with words they don't know the meaning of.

The Hawks are a big chance to pinch a flag now they are in the top 4. Clarko footy, genius, GOAT.

A typically Demonesque loss. So costly.

I'd love to avoid the Hawks.

Goosebumps.

Skilled, outside runner with real pace. EXACTLY what we need.

Prime Minister coup or Collingwood drug scandal? Herald Sun absolutely stumped for today's front page.

No need to import Goddard. I'm sure we can find someone amongst our current players who can sledge teammates, tip over food and point.

Chanel No.7 stinks.

See what I mean. "Fvcken biast Collingwood one because of the umpires nothing else!!! Port played better all day but time and gone again got screwed, port must make a stand against VFL! Let's sit out a year and just play SANFL, that'll teach them. We e the moat successful!!! #aflpiespower #pAfc ?"

The connection between Melbourne's cancelled camp and Melbourne's on-field performance has one significant upside: it is a perfect example of a non sequitur.

Port fans are much worse than Collingwood fans.

We clearly struggle most with Clarko Footy. Surely we could learn about finding a way through a zone defence with one of Clarko's senior assistants.

Robbo thinks it is WC or North. (I have heard it is WC or Melbourne.) "All-Australian Gaff clearly is in demand. The Kangaroos believe it’s between them and West Coast and while St Kilda is making noises about wanting to talk to Gaff — and any player who has a pulse, for that matter — they accept he isn’t going to call Moorabbin home."

Too many people went into Sunday's game expecting Melbourne would roll Sydney just because. Look at the facts. Sydney has an organised defence. Melbourne struggles against an organised defence. Ipso facto, Melbourne would struggle against Sydney.

On the upside, we are almost always in games against top sides. Only a few years ago, top sides almost always reamed us.