Redleg

I think he is using a fence to measure intensity. As it’s “change every day King,” I would suspect he might change the next call to a “water measurement “ .

I think we need to get this thread back on to the footy, so let me pose the following question. Which is greener, real grass or Astro turf?

Don't think a dead person can play Uncle Bitter.

The big question of course is, who gets to play Uncle Bitter?

Hopefully that’s for some outside coaching experience and that she returns home as an assistant coach and eventually Coach of the Dees AFLW team.

Well to be fair the first two played for them, the last lives there and Daisy has been to Geelong and patted a cat.

What your head rotates 360 degrees and you projectile spew, vile green bile?

Without judging you, it does explain a lot.

You and me both.

Oh dear, I see a reply coming soon.

Thank the Lord that the footy draws closer.

Or simply likes threesomes.

There are actually a lot more, dare I say it in these crazy times, members of the “female “ persuasion than you think on DL. Like in real life, they use an assortment of various gender identification avatars and names. I still grapple with whether Walking Civil War is a male or female or whatever moniker.

We have several lawyers on DL.

Actually no, I just held the finger down for a burst. I don’t want to ban you, as Uncle Bitter had his Tinder and Harmony accounts cancelled and therefore you are all he has left of the opposite sex, to associate with.. I feel a responsibility to ensure he is not left alone, in that dark lonely manor he resides in.

Came to your senses, well done.

BANNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep.

There is a press conference at 10.30 this morning and one could guess it’s a retirement announcement. If she does retire, well done on a great footy career, as a pioneer of the AFLW and in the game of women’s footy. The cherry on top of the cake would have to be the Dees first AFLW flag as Captain.

I need a banana smoothie and a good lie down.

She has no respect for me or this thread, as she keeps posting during her ban. I am thinking of giving Uncle Bitter her phone number and address.

It’s too late for flattery.

Well that’s just downright nasty. You got your wish you are banned for 24 hours.

I believe 7XL kaftans are 3 Demis Roussos’ at his heaviest. BTW the Tribunal hasn’t forgotten, your ban starts at midday.

Repeat an offence or steal BBO’s kaftan.