Demonstone

Given that this is the week when we remember and salute our former and current brave men and women, it seems fitting to compile a team of on field warriors (who must not be compared to or considered the same as our ANZACs and ADF members). Today's team is a mishmash of past and present, male and female, well known and obscure, Melbourne players and those from other teams who all appeared in at least one game of football at the highest level. To confuse the enemy, the team has been named very much out of position and in completely random order. They also have something else in common. This is your mission, should you choose to accept. Virtual medals will be awarded to the first three posters to solve the puzzle. As always, your responses in a PM only please! (I would politely ask you to refrain from posting your answers or hints on this page.) ============================================================== B: Tim Ruffles Colin Love Shelley Heath H/B: Cameron Ling Ray Usher Annle Lee C: Tahlia Read Howard Okey Charles Utting H/F: Bill Roach Tyla Hanks Lachie Ash F: Bob Rowse Emma King Barry Ough R: Stan Alves Charlie Ross Amber Ward I/C: Tony Hirst Farren Ray Bryan Rush Frank Aked SUB: Phillip Early

I once knocked a bloke out cold on the footy field. Luckily, he regained consciousness after I gently whispered my community work into his ear, along with my achievements and good character. Probably saved his life come to think of it.

He'd be welcome if he agreed to pack his McBags and come to MFC.

FTFY

Getting back to yesterday's results, I see that Carlton fans were visibly rocked by that close loss.

Too busy for mine with five logos at the top. I don't think we need the MFC logo on this or our normal jumper TBH.

I'm just leaning on a lamp post, there's a kind of hush and something tells me I'm into something good. Hope you like your coffee black because there's no milk today.

I'm staying right away from this one. You might say I'm being a Herman's Hermit.

Making him eat McDonald's is manifestly cruel and unusual punishment.

You'd have to know the gender and name in advance I guess.

Early in the first quarter but not the first minute. Collingwood had already kicked two goals. Please don't take this comment as supporting that dog Maynard in any way, shape or form.

I say we start a crowdfunding campaign to buy @binman something to use during podcasts.

Our favourite redhead won't like that you've spelled his name wrong.

Wouldn't that be boomers' round?

There's no apostrophe in "boomers".

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You could get a Frangaburger but I hear they're a bit rubbery.

* Sestan (and no apostrophe of course)

I think he's talking about Luke and Sam Darcy.

It's the old recruiting dilemma - do we draft for need or do we draft best available. In the Mid-Season Draft, I would go with drafting for need (a backup ruck for example).

Mmmmm ... Crunch time. Don't mind if I do!

O'Meara and Prestia both started at Gold Coast. Your point is valid nonetheless.

This poster from Bomberblitz at least has a sense of humour: Just after half time I was having a conversation with Mrs hambo about a house we had recently bid on and missed. Turns out the top bidders have dubious finance and may not come through with the money meaning that it may fall to us. This distracted me from the footy but also from my glass of red wine which I knocked making it rock side to side and spill wine on the table and rug. I then rectified the situation by grabbing from another direction with the other hand. Unfortunately this exaggerated the rocking effect and more wine fell on the floor, my shirt and the couch. I countered with a big catch which didn’t go so well and I smacked the glass into the wall and now have red wine and broken glass absolutely everywhere. who played it better? hambo? Essendon?

Is that rhyming slang?

Seven unforced changes for Gold Coast Suns. I don't think Dimma was too happy with their most recent effort.