Demonstone

Weren't you the bloke who repeatedly assured us that Brayshaw was GONE?

Why does she talk as if she's addressing a kindergarten class?

Surely you jest ...

And can we please have multi-ball? Please?

Sorry mate, wasn't having a go at you at all, more so those outside the club. I see the old 'cancelled camp responsible for everything' got another run this week as well!

My understanding is that the AFL instructed all nine clubs still in contention for finals to send out those emails. Had we made it, another club would have been seen to be getting ahead of themselves and copped the ridicule. Unfortunately, nobody really seems interested in the truth when there is an opportunity to sh1tcan Melbourne.

A racecourse you say? Wonder if Horse thought of it.

Straight swap for Gaff.

I went to that game. Seeing as the mate I went with was a Fitzroy man and he was driving, we had to stay. Until the end.

If he's found guilty, a fine will be the least of his problems. We're talking about a large, trafficable amount of gear here.

Is that the next big stadium being built?

I think we've all heard this song before. It's by Captain Hindsight and The Monday Experts.

Where did he go?

If you wanted to be political, it could be Barnaby on one cheek, Tony on the other and Malcolm in the middle.

Josef Fritzl? If only we still had James Sellar.

I used to know a bloke who sniffed glue (true story) and his nickname was 'Bostik'.

Dunno about you lot, but those ads scared the bejeezus out of me and had a lasting impact. I've never been ten-pin bowling since.

I hereby dub him "Wee Charlie Spargo". There hasn't been one since the days of Georgie Bisset.

Harrison? Petty? Are we trying to re-unite the Travelling Wilburys here?

No room for Sean Wight?

I started following this mob in 1965. I'll take any sort of flag at all; it's the only thing left on my bucket list.

Like how his first name is an anagram of 'angry'.

In 1972 our under 15s footy trip was to Kardinia Park to watch Geelong v Melbourne. Tilbrook was playing full back in the seconds that day and his kickouts were regularly reaching the centre. He kicked it so hard, the BANG! would echo around the still empty ground like a rifle shot. From memory, the seniors had a big win later that day. Sorry, realise this is off topic!

How very MCC-like of you to call players by their number, binman. But what has Weideman got to do with the topic?

Don't think they'd be reading or posting if they've passed.