Demonstone

This won't please members of The Flat Earth Society. They have members all around the globe, you know.

I heard him described as "the rock under which the spiders were hiding".

I thought it may have something to do with Oscar.

Wasn't he subbed out with injury on Monday? May not be playing this week.

Two first names is not uncommon these days. Just ask Cameron Bruce, Clayton Oliver, Bailey Laurie and even James Jordon.

Done, and it didn't take long at all. I would be interested in seeing the results of this survey if they are able to be published here.

I think he may have worn a protective device (in a nutshell).

It's the work of those dastardly Ballsheviks I suspect.

Unfortunately not eligible Rusty as he played more than ten games last year. edit: snap

When I read the negative comments of Bombay A/C and others seeking to find the cloud around the silver lining of a victory, I can't help but be reminded of the type of person my dear old dad would describe as the sort who could find an unopened pay packet full of cash and then complain about how much income tax had been deducted.

One of the four emergencies, sons. It will be either Melksham, Hibberd, Petty or Chandler. Baker, although not getting a run last week, is omitted from this week's squad.

Danny Seow only kicked two goals in his seven games for Melbourne and they're both in that first clip!

According to Elmer Fudd, it stands for Gun Shot Wesidue.

Bring back Bohdan!

By whom?

Sounds like Luke Jackson must have pinched MD's girlfriend or run over his dog (or the other way around).

Who says we are flag favourites? Certainly not the bookies and, by extension, not the punters either.

I can't see us losing this one. If we do, I can attribute it to just the one cause. Sauce?

I doubt that my posting of a gag on a footy supporters' website would have any impact on the performance of the Melbourne Football Club, Mr. Hemingway. But, just to be sure ...

Hmmm, Carlton you say?

Can't you remember, P2J? Big Simon played in the same era as our own Robbie Flower, who you assured us in another thread that you had seen play. Unless you were being economical with truth, that is. Of course, to have seen these champs running around you would have to be at least in your forties by now and I don't think you're anywhere near that old, are you?

* Jordon

* Jordon

Notable by their absence on this forum when we are winning are Dr.D, Elegt and olisik. Maybe they (or is it he?) are too busy celebrating. Or something.

Yeah, I dunno wsw. I've always found such juvenile nicknames (eg. Port Adelaide Pear, West Coke, Essendrug etc) really tedious and childish. It's the sort of thing you'd expect from the immature teens on BigFooty.