Demonstone

Further evidence that some people bring joy wherever they go and others bring joy whenever they go.

I think enough people have hit upon the correct answer. Not only are the players' surnames the same as movie stars, they are all female actors. Mazer Rackham, maximum bob and Fanatique Demon all share this week's prize which is my AFLX All Nations team (liberties may have been taken with some names!). The Players: Peter German, Ben Holland, Heath Scotland, Andrew Ireland, Barnaby French, Andrew Welsh, Des English and Ray Finn. The Coach: Wayne Brittain The Reserves: "Turkey" Tom Carroll, "Aussie" Jones, Mark "Russian" Jamar, Kevin "Hungary" Bartlett, Charlie Cameroon.

Can you be more specific?

Sorry that it made you vomit, bob. Not music related this week.

It's not common knowledge, FD. It's also not relevant!

Despite Mazer Rackham's James Bond joke above, he's just PMed me with the correct answer. Happy to leave it open for longer if people still wish to torture themselves.

How do you know this?

At this early stage? Short answer, "No". Long answer, "Noooooooo".

If Tracc reads this Kev, I'm sure he'll take your plank comments on board. See what I did there?

With the Port game being in the early slot of Thursday night, this week's quiz is going up a day before usual as well. Again we have a team (a quite good one, you'd have to admit) of AFL/VFL players past and present, in position from the backline. What do they have in common? B: Ross Thornton Harris Andrews Mark Roberts H/B: Easton Wood Peter Foster Frank Davis C: Josh Kelly Tim Watson Jayden Hunt H/F: Scott Thompson Jack Watts Taylor Adams F: Liam Ryan Sam Day Zac Fisher R: Peter Moore Shane Crawford Scott West I/C: Jarrod Berry Lewis Taylor Colin Garland Daryl Griffiths

You're welcome to talk about Tracc. But Kev, seriously mate ...

If you're going to pull people up on points of grammar, it's probably advisable not to use such non-words as "soz", "imma" and "anyways" in your own posts.

Does that mean we can longer yell out "Ball!!!"?

This thread bears no resemblance to what I thought the title was referring to. As you were.

Not if you mute the sound and use your eyes and brain to work out what's going on.

I wonder how serious Mitch Brown's injury from last week is.

Those 1000 will have to sing "They Will Never Tear Up The Tarps".

Is that a euphemism?

That could turn out to be an absolute disaster. Oh wait, that was the Hindenburg. Carry on.

Whenever I hear the GWS song, I can't help but think of this bloke dancing.

I'm surprised that GWS have dropped their uber-tagger De Boer for this game.

You can guarantee that if it had been one of our players who was awarded a goal like that, Essendon fans would still be whinging long and hard about it.

Anybody know why he's called "Dogga"?

Oh dear, looks like the panic buying is happening again.