Ghostwriter

Imagine Luker after a full preseason… you’ll see nothing but upside! BTW, I sat next to a lovely couple on the plane home (just landed). They had also come to the Gold Coast from Melbourne for the game. Turns out they were Jeffo’s mum and dad. I told them about you and how you’re a dedicated fan of his and how you’ve had unwavering faith in him from the beginning*. They were genuinely happy to hear this. I got the feeling they don’t hear stuff like this often. *I left out the bit about you being unhinged and how you type in capitals too much and that you’re like a broken record You’re welcome! 🤪

Says he who has routinely guilted folks out for not making an effort to attend matches. You’ve always bemoaned our attendance numbers, which is fine, but you forgot to add the proviso that the push for more attendance only applies to when we’re winning.

Relax y’all… Judd’s committed to the Dees. Expect an announcement early next week now that the talking is done and all that remains is the dotting and crossing.

Yes, I know, you’re entitled to your opinion. But name-calling is disrespectful and unproductive and childish. And that’s MY opinion… to which of course I’m entitled. PS: your unbridled joy at the loss is nauseating. Could you at least afford true fans the decency of trying to rein it in, at the very least, could you look like you’re trying to rein it in?

Well I sincerely hope we win today since I’ve been promising folks left, right and centre I’d bring the four points home. 😅 Lucky socks are on. Us by Leb (6pts) GO YOU MIGHTY DEMONS! GIVE ‘EM HELL!!! ♥️💙♥️💙♥️💙♥️💙

Chad Warner… that was NOT a mark. Umps at it again

If Brian wants to be remembered he should make a small adjustment to his name, maybe change the B to a G as in, Gryan. LOL who would ever have such a dumb first name

Far out, that free against Darcy 😡

Awww Harmesy and JJ 🥹

Ugh I’d forgotten how punchable Papley is.

No, no no, Stu. You’re getting confused and in turn I’m now getting confused. 😅 Brian’s real name is Mo. He wants to be called Brian. If he wants to be remembered surely he’d choose a more memorable name than Brian. Even Mo would be better. Mo, Pffft.

The higher a cocky little upstart shoots, the harder his inevitable fall. Just sayin’ As for goals kicked tomorrow, would love us to kick a Marnus (33 goals). That won’t happen so I’d settle for a big Stoin (17) 🤩

No one can replace Alejandro and yes I say his name at least once per sentence and it amused him greatly. English is his fourth or fifth language and he knows nothing about AFL but I taught him to say “Go Demons” and geez I’m gonna miss hearing it in that thick Spanish accent. Brian refers to Alejandro as “Allie” (what a travesty) and barracks for Carlton.

Tmac was dropped after our Lions game. A DA member commented to him that his omission meant his 250th game wouldn’t be in round 19 as we’d expected. He replied “I don’t think I’ll make 250 this season.” That was six weeks ago. What did he know that we don’t know? My point is, folks need to remember that their opinions on selection aren’t based on all of the facts. They’re based only on what the general public knows.

They do if there’s 💩 covering the lenses.

This is the most positive you’ve ever been! See, it’s not that hard, is it.

Or we sit down to feast on a 24-course degustation. 😉

They’re fine thanks, D. I’ve got spares in case I ever lose or break them, for I’d rather live in blissful delusion than to wallow in abject misery.

When you think you couldn’t possibly read anything more disrespectful to one of our premiership players tonight, and then you do.

When you think you couldn’t possibly read anything stoopider tonight, and then you do.

They won’t be embarrassed. They’ll be angry and disappointed because a win will temporarily pause the sch!tt-slinging party they’re currently enjoying. Then what will they have to make them feel better about themselves?! A bunch of personal shortcomings doesn’t just go away, y’ know.

He’s actually more respectful of our club than many of our fans, especially the fans on here. But he’s definitely a Blues fan, not Dees, even deep down. If he was a Dees fan at heart I would’ve picked it ages ago. I pride myself on my perfect record of recognising a masquerader. I’ve never been mistaken. It’s my superpower 🤩🙃👊🏼

I truly hate posts like this, but I hope you keep it up, because you know what I don’t hate? I don’t hate the thought of people like you crying into your pillow for at least another year. In fact I love this thought a little bit too much 😂 Goody ain’t going anywhere anytime soon… get used to it.

A mere six months ago Luker was gravely ill, double pneumonia with multiple complications. He was bedridden for weeks. He lost a third of his body weight and all his muscle tone. When he returned well into the preseason MOST OF WHICH HE MISSED OUT ON he was unrecognisable, literally unrecognisable. He was so weak it was an effort for him to PUT HIS [censored] SHOES ON. Yet you’ve no qualms about bagging him? He’s a kid ffs. Considering what he’s been through it’s a huge achievement he can play at all.

Tracc is always super focussed on whatever he’s doing, and he’s also aware that he’s a role model for kids. So when Tommy Sparrow kicks a great goal and Tracc loses himself in the moment, yelling “F*#& Yeah, Spaz!” he instantly realises there are kids nearby and duly apologises.. That’s SO Tracc 😅