Ghostwriter

GAMEDAY!!! Let’s do this, Dees! Oh, who am I trying to kid. I’m not even fooling myself this week let alone anyone else 😅 I’ve been working since 7am, gotta be at the ‘G at 2pm, DA duties ‘til the first bounce, leave at halftime to head over to Whitten Oval for our W season opener, tomorrow make the six-hour round trip out to Casey to cheer on our VFL lads and all this littered with replacement buses. YAY! No amount of Red Bull, caffeine and Berocca will… Wait, what am I saying?!?! I’ve come to my senses now. GO YOU MIGHTY DEMONS! GIVE ‘EM HELLLLLL!!! Three Dees wins from three Dees matches!!! Yeah the Dees ❤️💙

LOL “find”

Why do folks seem to assume a new coach = a successful coach, or even just a better coach? Genuine question. Like every other supporter I really hope our new coach is successful, but I know it’s not a given.

You may indeed suggest the “ignore” option - humbly or otherwise - but it will be a wasted suggestion. “Ignore” works well until someone quotes the hitherto ignored post at which point it’s no longer ignorable and is henceforth unignored. Sweet mother of god I’m repeating myself about posters who repeat themselves

Nat Fyfe 🥹

It’s not a joke because jokes are funny. Therefore it must be reality. God have mercy on our souls

May you never have to experience it in your lifetime, coz it ain’t pretty. Especially Essendon 🤮🤮🤮 The hate is real.

I’m jealous! I wish I could say the same 😂

Just a wild guess here but maybe it’s because you mention it EVERY [censored] FIVE MINUTES!!! Surely you can see how [censored] annoying you are… you’ve been told so many times but you just don’t stop. Having to see your repetitive dreary [censored] in other threads is bad enough but ffs this is the NON [censored] MFC [censored] THREAD. Jesus Mary and Joseph give me strength!

Pffft this would suck. Glad I’m not one of these supporters.

That’s exactly what a fellow-track watcher said when I told him. 😂 there were three fellow-track watchers and I went to report back to them after speaking with Hendo. All three went silent then one of them grimaced and said “Ouch.” 😅

So do I

You wouldn’t have known it was cold and damp such was their gaiety. When they came to the boundary for a team huddle or a water break they were actually singing. And whenever they had to wait for, say, the field to be set up, instead of just standing there, they’d spontaneously start dancing. Endless energy and enthusiasm. They’re an absolute joy to watch.

Hendo turned up late to Tuesday’s flush run because he was “getting a jab” in the groin.

Someone should tell Sharpie 😂 He was very confident about the fact that he qualifies and he’s not even close

Had a chat with our #33 Lily Johnson. She’s loving being a Demon and loves living in Melbourne. Her partner feels the same way 😉

She didn’t mention it and I didn’t ask about it. She trained separately though. She’s her usual awesome bubbly self.

I gave Gabs a big hug from you 💕

Great news… NO SOCCER BALLS!!!

@binman Kolt, Sharpie and Jai qualify for Casey finals. If Howes plays next week (vs Collingwood) he won’t qualify. This is according to Sharpie and confirmed by Chappy, except Chappy wasn’t sure about Howes.

Tahls ☹️ She’s in really good spirits. She said she’s happy to be only missing half the season, not the whole season. Now there’s a glass half-full person if ever I saw one.

Men’s and women’s teams both out on the park together. Training separately but geez it’s good to see them all out there. The boys are all in trakkies and puffas, the girls are in shorts and sleeveless guernseys. Just sayin’ 😉

Geez it’s great seeing Collingwood get beaten

Watching this season opener and at halftime they showed Darcy Moore and Patrick Cripps handing out mini footballs to fans in the crowd. Isn’t that good of them! I’m sure Max would do the same if the men’s and women’s weren’t scheduled on the same friggin’ day. 🤬

👏 Spot on.