Ghostwriter

Kai Lohmann with the reverse Sampson. Maintain the rage Kai 👊🏼

Go back to sleep, Deeves. It’s all just a dream

How about: he volunteers at a homeless shelter and he visits his grandma regularly?

One of my faves <3

He also likes TISM. I think we should keep him

A feisty little midfielder like me 😁

The Lions cheer squad is fantastic tonight. Very frequent and well-timed chants. Unlike Collingwood who seem to know only that one long Collingwood chant, other than that their arsenal comprises boos, lots of boos, and the odd grunt. Amateurs.

HE HAS NOW!!!

Brody Mihocek is the only Filth player I don’t hate. Just in case anyone was wondering 😅

YESSSSS!!! Come on Lions!

You just KNOW they’ll win this. What a [censored] end to a [censored] season.

Speaking from experience, Fence?

I don’t. I hope he misses it. I hope some more of their players go down and subsequently miss next week. No love for Pendlebury… not while he backs up the likes of Maynard. IMHO

I said this in 2023 and I stuck to it. There’s simply no good reason to watch it. Unless you check the scores late in the game and Collingwood look like losing, then you turn on every TV in your house and crank the volume up to 11 🤙🏾

Definitely not surprised. But still angry as F

Umps must’ve copped a spray at quarter time

That chant triggers me every. single. time

Normally this irritates me no end. But today it’s fine, so long as the Lions win

Cox staged it

Pendlebury subbed out already. Despite that, today’s another game under his belt. He’ll break Boomer’s games played record by hook or by crook.

Your neighbour’s gonna be livid now

I wasn’t a Carlton fan… I posed as one. There’s a distinction. My heart may’ve appeared navy blue but in reality it was always red and blue.

Mabior got three weeks. Geelong players better get cracking… dress shopping isn’t something done in five minutes. Actually, some can wear their partners’ Brownlow gowns, saving time and money 😜

No. 31 speaks very well of us, more positive than many Dees supporters. I think the exemption is warranted. But yeah, I guess I am just speaking for myself. I masqueraded as a Blues fan for 20 years. And not casually either, I went to every Carlton match, countless finals and a couple of grand finals. Hells, as a kid I wore a Bruce 11 Doull duffel coat everywhere. So there’s no way I can ever hate Carlton.

You’re the one who needs to wake up, Fence. How do you explain Geelong’s ability to draft in all the big names without breaching the salary cap? And that’s just for starters. I’m quite sure we’d have way more success if we were given a leg-up in almost every respect.