Ghostwriter

Poor Charles. They attempted to put his shoulder back in while he was on the bench. Unfortunately it didn’t work and the pain etched on his face was hard to see

Maysie, Spaz, Chin, Rooey, Riv. There are more but they’re the ones I’ve seen

Nah that’s Claire. She’s his #1 fan. She’s a DA gal and her boyfriend sits with her and doesn’t mind her screeching like a banshee every time Charles goes near the ball. Well, he has no choice.

My boy Luker is a ⭐️

Captain courageous Deaks is wearing #34 coz his jumper got torn. Clearly the budget doesn’t allow for a spare at every match at it does with the seniors.

First bounce is at 2:10pm. You have a better chance of seeing it than I do 😅 I’m still on the train to Cranbourne.

I don’t know Clyde nor Berwick but chances are I’ll (unnecessarily) visit both at some stage today.

I’m currently on the replacement bus from hell (tautological coz there’s no other kind of replacement bus). I know how to get to Casey ordinarily but yet another awesome thing about replacement buses is that the minute they depart there goes any semblance of familiar surroundings. I asked the bus driver to please tell me when we’re at Springvale station. He said, no coz he needs to concentrate on driving. But… another passenger overheard and he’s getting off there so he said to get off when he does. Sounds good right? Yeah nah, not good at all. A couple of minutes later he was talking and laughing to himself or the voices in his head or whomever (no Bluetooth in sight). And now I’ve just noticed he’s asleep. I could be anywhere right now. If ever a team owed a fan a win… this is it. Update: another passenger kindly told me we’re approaching my stop. My snuggle -buddy was still asleep (perilously close to my shoulder 😳) so I did the righty and woke him since it’s his stop too. Turns out that was the wrongy. He was filthy on being woken. Called me a Marty Hore minus the Marty and with W before Hore 😱

Tbf, there are worse shows than Aussie Truckers. They number in the 10s, but they do exist 😁

I don’t feel the cold, Slartz. The rain, on the other hand… my poncho is my bff today.

My ebullience meter is jammed on ‘High’ for this one. I’ve only seen Casey live three or four times this season and they’ve all been losses. Vs Box Hill two weeks ago was the first win. They’re so impressive, and 100% invested. Deaks is an awesome captain. GO THE MIGHTY CASEY DEMONS! ❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙❤️💙

Couldn’t make it to Gosch’s today HW. I was too busy coming second in an Irish dancing competition called “Jim’s Jig” at a Reach Foundation Luncheon at the ‘G. True story. I made the final three but lost out to some corporate guy, and Banno came third. I beat Banno, that’s a win every day of the week 😅 On a serious note, Banno is very confident of a win on Sunday, despite our ever-growing injury list. She said the team is in a good place and they’re all playing for each other. Total unity. Did I mention I beat Banno in an Irish dancing dance-off? 😜 #T’BeSure

I wish 🙁

Hey @picket fence Was having mad fun f ing with you but yet again I’ve let a couple of arzeholes wear me down. Don’t worry about perfume, a donation to Demonland, even a small one, will be fine. Or nothing, your choice. Curse this thin skin, I’m conceding it’ll never be thick enough for DL 🤷‍♀️

Do you read posts before commenting? Clearly you don’t because if you did you’d know that I asked him ONCE about his contract, and any and all subsequent discussions have been brought up by HIM, ie. NOT me. Understand now? Or need I say it another bazillion times. Posters like you and @Ethan Tremblay (who said if he was a player and a fan was hassling him he’d say anything to shut them up) are not only rude but also clueless. Do you really think I’d be made to feel so welcome by everyone at the club if I was hassling anyone? Think about it. No, I wouldn’t be. Ugh I can’t believe I’m yet again doing this. Because of people like you and your ilk I’ll never again share anything I know that’s yet to become public knowledge. PS: don’t forget to (sarcastic) laugh emoji this post just as you add to pretty much everything I say. PPS: DannyZ never berates posters who question the validity of his info because no one ever does question the validity of his info. Simples.

What annoyed me was when Howie interviewed Nas (who, btw, looked like he’d sooner stick knitting needles into his eyeballs than be up on that stage) the majority of the interview was about the “Miracle at Marvel” as the t-shirts say. Nas got an AA guernsey for the H&A season, not just that game.

No it wasn’t. It was eau de parfum, not eau de cologne. And if I was concerned about having to hit up Dan Murphy’s - which I’m not - those are the concerns that’d be moot, not Fence’s.

You’re right, I can’t afford it which is why I’m not the one buying it… you are. #MethinksSomeoneIsStartingToSch!ttHimself

You’ve crossed the line Tremblay. Not by calling me a nut, I know I’m a nut, I own it and even embrace it. BUT… “Same as Pickett?!!!!! SAME AS PICKETT???! Low blow bruh.

I’ve not heard of that one which means it’s not available at Chemist Warehouse 😅

Right? It’s not the label that bothered me, it’s how it was said. You said it with love (I think) 😁

DannyZ is a trusted and respected poster who’s always on the money, so to speak. He has said what I’ve said and as far as I can see, he hasn’t been told he’ll have MASSIVE egg on his face. Note: not just egg… MASSIVE egg. (Sigh) I’ve explained this so many times: months ago I asked Judd if he’s gonna sign. He said he already has and that leaving the MFC was never a consideration. He could easily have said he’s not sure yet, he hasn’t decided yet, etc. Since then I’ve never brought it up again. But he has. He has never strayed from his original stance. Additional new bit: I’ve gotten to know Lily, Judd’s partner. Was loath to mention this because when Kozzie had one foot out the door (according to many on here) I shared conversations I’d had with Ardu, Kozzie’s partner wherein she said Koz wasn’t leaving the MFC. Of course, the belligerent element on here went to town on it. Some folks act as though they’re paying me for things I share so god help me if anything I say turns out to be “wrong” for I’ll have MASSIVE egg on my face. 🙄 PS: you can call me a random fan, it really doesn’t bother me. I’ve been called worse on here eg. I’m a needy middle-aged cheer squad nuffie. All good, I know who I am. 🙂

Won’t be needing it, Fence. Now get a pen and paper and write this down: Calvin Klein Euphoria x 3 bottles. Atta boy! (pats Fence on the head condescendingly) And that’s Euphoria for women not men. Turn up with men’s and you’ll be drinking it, all three bottles. I trust we understand one another.

I don’t wanna annoy Andy. He and the mods are busy running the world’s biggest crèche.

And a flogger over each shoulder? I’m a Go Big or Go Home kinda gal.