Chook

The thing that shows this is a broken system is that either: A) Viney chose to bump and broke someone's jaw--in which case he should get 4 weeks, or; B) He didn't choose to bump and the broken jaw is incidental--in which case he should be found not guilty. Instead, neither of those options is taken and he gets 2 weeks instead. Why?

Don't worry. Gleeson would just pirrouette delicately out of the way.

Shock/horror!!! This must mean he's unhappy at Melbourne and wants to be traded back to Adelaide.

Let's hope the game's not TOO close then.

If cramping in the last quarter when you're ahead is a "worry," then we need to be worried about half the players in the league.

Adem Yze won a Queens Birthday clash off his own boot in 04 or 05. That game probably got me into watching footy seriously at a time when I didn't have much interest in it.

''In the end, what we would like to happen – and doing things to make that happen – because we think, and are very clear on, [it is] the right thing for the competition, I'm not sure can come at the expense of transparency and a visibility about where things are at,'' What horrible politician-speak. He'll fit right in.

If Frawley is truly injured then we'll probably bring in Colin Garland as a forward. The other options would be Max Gawn or Jake Fitzpatrick, but Garland's a better forward than both of those guys.

Melbourne must have used more moonboots in the past few years than every NASA astronaught in the past 60 years combined.

In this world there are such things as facts. Those who do not know facts are imbeciles.

Do you think they'll really have flying cars by then?

The only thing better than winning is winning in spite of the umpires. It's like winning twice in the same day.

Chris Dawes is a sexy sexy man.

Adelaide fans are already filing out.

Tyson breaks away and seals the game for us. Can't lose now, surely.

How was that not another fifty to Dawes? Tackled after marking the ball.

Goal!!!!

JAMAR!!!!!!! TAKES A MARK IN THE SQUARE

AMAZING SPOIL FROM JACK GRIMES! Game saving...possibly.

Umpires destroy our momentum just to give us a free kick when we already have an empty forward-line and possession of the ball. Jones finally given a free, and the fans go ballistic! Adelaide morons.

Umpires giving frees to Adelaide all the way down from full back to full forward.

Yep. Triffic call there 4Jacks. He's just super important for the Fox Footy commentary team.

Probably about as much as a million other things that happened this week.

Actually, they're saying boo-urns. And with the way Byrnes is playing, I don't blame them.

Crows fans booing. LOL!