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#CantUseApostrophesInAHashtag

#Raisehell is a better #hashtag because it’s #shorter (and no, people do not read many #books these days).

Welp. We had a good thing going but it’s obviously jinxed now.

Carp coach or not, Bucks has integrity. People call him a figjam, but I trust his moral compass way more than Hird’s.

Old “Clearance” Oliver is in ripping bloody nick.

So, like, a bee's d then? Cause that's all the space he actually needs.

I like that match preview simply because it includes lyrics from (in my opinion) the greatest song of all time.

Roos went on and on about how we made the ground really “wide” by constantly switching it from one boundary to another. That really mucked up the Saints’ zone, and because their pressure was off in general, we were able to slice through and hit a forward who was outside their zone.

God damn that Roos side is awful.

Turns out Riewoldt’s injury isn’t as bad as first thought. It may only be a few weeks.

Clint Bizket has struggled on valiantly though.

Poor Nick. You don’t want to see that happen to a veteran.

Dwayne Russell: “The co-captain drills it." Jones isn’t the co-captain. He’s the captain. Jack Viney is also the captain.

Finally. It’s about time a few St. Kilda supporters started saying “Who’s that random from Melbourne cutting us up?” God knows Melbourne supporters have said it enough times against the Saints.

Huh. This “watching footy” thing can be quite fun at times. Who would’ve thought?

After a pretty crappy 2016, Bernie Vince is right back to his absolute best. Love it.

Tom McDonald may be a deeply-flawed footballer, but you have to be blind not to see why he’s in the team. His brother though...

So you’re saying it’s not possible?

Daring to dream right now. Could it be…is it possible…could we actually…beat a middle-of-the-road Saints outfit? It’s the impossible feat, but we may do it!

Vince pretty much BOG for us right now.

Clarry’s handballs are just ridiculous. I’m in love...

Had to look at my keyboard to find out how many goals that is.

When Jetta’s kicking goals for us, you know we’re pushing up from defence. Also: holy crap, we’re in front!

Must be 2018 already. I have hope again!

Weiderman reminds me of a young Matthew Pavlich. He’s extremely raw but he has a lot of potential.