For the benefit of Mister Gawn,
The boys this year won't be at Lorne
But Perth instead.
The Sizzle bros will both be there
I rate them both to do their share
What a dream.
Over rucks like Vardy, he palms to Viney
Lastly marks up front and then down back!
In this way Mister G will challenge the world!
The celebrated Mister G
Performs his feat on Saturday
In Central Perth.
The demons fans will dance and sing
As boos ring out around the ring.
Don't be late!
Messrs. G. and V. assure the public
The season ends with demons second to none
(But of course don't give a thought past this week!)
The team begins at one (or 3)
When Razor Ray will give us kicks
To raucous boos.
And Weideman will demonstrate
Ten shots for goal he'll undertake
(I've come around).
Having been some years in preparation
A splendid time is guaranteed for all
And Saturday, the Dees are topping the bill.