Rab D Nesbitt

Brown on brown? Yeah nah.

I think Jonesy brought one back from the supermarket whilst on a Noosa preseason camp and Dogga asked him what it was.

I actually think they're a chance to stay up now he's gone 3183. Their best days were when Luggy managed them.

That's what you get when you rely on the rhythm method Pennant ;-)

Silent auction?

To be fair you could be a grandmother in Liverpool and still be under 40.

I thought the idea was to throw out a big aspirational target like 75,000 in December and reach it by flogging as many mickey mouse 1, 2 or 3 game "memberships" for pennies in July in order to reach it just before the AFL deadline.

Not quite in Wayne Rooney's league though DD.

If we merged all of the threads relating to our forward line issues and printed them out it would stretch as far as the planet Jupiter.

He should have been named head of human development.

When asked about this on his regular spot on MMM today Max said, "is anyone worth three draft picks?" 🤦‍♂️

Mrs J found some of Kelsey's undergarments in the weekly wash he dropped off and the S has hit the proverbial F.

Cranbourne 'aint no Garden of Eden TC. They do have a Royal Botanical Garden but it's pretty rubbish.

Shouldn't there be a snake in there somewhere daisy?

Really sad to see him move to the dark side. Still, when you live in Moonee Ponds Tullamarine is a helluva lot closer than Cranbourne.

We need someone to hang Dogga's old jumper over the race when Freo run out at the G in round 6.

He's as dumb as a brick but I'd love him to take over from Maxy when he hangs up the boots.

Looked like a blowout on the cards at half time but all things considered it was a good workout. Clarry's 3rd off his left peg was the highlight for mine. Jibba has no conviction when kicking for goal. A round 1 debut for on the cards AJ?

The jumper we're wearing today does look OK.

I'm not a fan of tattoos but that sounds horrendous. Wasn't the emblem Jimmy's own creation? Given enough room I'm convinced he would have squeezed in a boomerang, an irish flag and a meat pie as well.

I like the current emblem. The worst was the dog's breakfast of one we had during Jimmy's time as president.

"Fremantle or West Coast or any other club can come up with three first round draft picks or he’s not going anywhere. I can tell you that – he’s not going anywhere unless we as a club get a deal we want.” Can we please post this on the club socials to see if Kozzie likes it?

No Prestia. Did he get another soft tissue injury walking from his car to the ground?

That wouldn't surprise me GD's. The Portsea of it's day.