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De Goey studying to be a gynaecologist. Well, that's what he told the magistrate.

Maybe he can be our Paolo Maldini.

In the week of their pre-finals bye JUH called in sick on both the Friday and Saturday when the Dogs had training but he was actually in Bali. Don’t know if this has been reported by anyone yet.

Same here. It keeps defaulting onto an old Jason Taylor interview.

What's wrong with the podcast? I can only hear Andy.

Very odd that Goody spoke about Max in the way he did in his presser. Perhaps he's just making sure we get out front with any story, whatever that might be.

The only sides than North will beat this year are the ones that don't turn up to play and today that was us. Our midfield were abysmal and the main cause of our demise today.

Looks like there’s about 8,000 here today and half of them are on the ground forming guards of honour.

I’m a wee bit nervous about today. I hope the boys are switched on. 🤞

You couldn't ask for a more beautiful autumnal day to watch your team play in a soulless domed facility.

Lobb with the poor man's Denis Rodman look.

If he's happy to play back-up ruck for his mate Biff then good luck to him.

I can only ever cheer Carlton on if they're playing Collingwood. Barely.

Just dug himself a bigger hole if he does leave after his latest declaration of love to the club. He’d then be Dugga instead of Dogga.

Definition: Enochlophobia, also known as the fear of crowds, is a specific type of phobia characterized by an intense and persistent fear of being in crowded places or situations. Let's turn a negative into a positive and actively target football fans with this phobia, offering 3 game memberships for games against GWS, Gold Coast and North Melbourne with a guaranteed bay to themselves.

I was there with friends and had a good day out, as did the rusted on supporters around me in N53, despite the result. As a club, we are what we are.

LOL I reckon there’s 8,000 here and 12 of them are Giants supporters.

Ominous.

I know it's the Cats but I wouldn't be overly disappointed if Freo get pummelled today.

Jonathan Brown has already called Gryan Miers a star three times in a minute. Has a vocabulary of 50 words. Lots of empty seats at KP.

I'm actually tempted to go for Essendon tonight. My rationale being that their season will inevitably unravel spectacularly at some point and it's that anticipation I want to savour. In contrast Hawthorn need the arrogance knocked out of them now.

When personal issues get vented online it can all get pretty undignified very quickly, unfortunately. His GF would have been better served to ignore the comments but she probably knows that now. I don't know if he's considering changing clubs but he should definitely consider changing travel agents. His insta profile shows the pair of them enjoying the luxurious Four Seasons in the central Serengeti last September when if they'd stayed in a camp or lodge four hours by road further north they would have witnessed the iconic wildebeest migration crossing the Mara River.

Seriously though, didn't he mention that he's travelling along the coast for the next few weeks? He may not even be there for his boy's debut!

I'm hearing Jeffo has nominated @picket fence to present his jumper tomorrow.

Good to see that the old Harry Mackay is back. Couldn't hit a cow's @rse with a banjo.