Rab D Nesbitt

Brayden Maynard was an unfortunate accident.

Has he unliked the Dockers on social media yet?

Is Daicos Cam a new initiative for Fox this year?

Same here. No queues at the bar or loo.

Everyone's second favourite American?

The first home game of their season in perfect weather against the biggest drawing club in the league and they still barely fill half of their 23,000 capacity ground. If our core game attending base is about 16,000 then it couldn't be any more than 4,000 for the Giants.

Interesting. Let's see how homesick the lad is if there's only WC on the table at seasons end. As they say, if one door closes another one opens.

Brown on brown? Yeah nah.

I think Jonesy brought one back from the supermarket whilst on a Noosa preseason camp and Dogga asked him what it was.

I actually think they're a chance to stay up now he's gone 3183. Their best days were when Luggy managed them.

That's what you get when you rely on the rhythm method Pennant ;-)

Silent auction?

To be fair you could be a grandmother in Liverpool and still be under 40.

I thought the idea was to throw out a big aspirational target like 75,000 in December and reach it by flogging as many mickey mouse 1, 2 or 3 game "memberships" for pennies in July in order to reach it just before the AFL deadline.

Not quite in Wayne Rooney's league though DD.

If we merged all of the threads relating to our forward line issues and printed them out it would stretch as far as the planet Jupiter.

He should have been named head of human development.

When asked about this on his regular spot on MMM today Max said, "is anyone worth three draft picks?" 🤦‍♂️

Mrs J found some of Kelsey's undergarments in the weekly wash he dropped off and the S has hit the proverbial F.

Cranbourne 'aint no Garden of Eden TC. They do have a Royal Botanical Garden but it's pretty rubbish.

Shouldn't there be a snake in there somewhere daisy?

Really sad to see him move to the dark side. Still, when you live in Moonee Ponds Tullamarine is a helluva lot closer than Cranbourne.

We need someone to hang Dogga's old jumper over the race when Freo run out at the G in round 6.

He's as dumb as a brick but I'd love him to take over from Maxy when he hangs up the boots.