Smokey

Yeah that was mine too. Absolutely hilarious lol

And to think it's only Tuesday. I'll check back in with them later in the week

I was just as surprised as you. I honestly thought their vocabulary was limited to booing only.

Here's my favorite's from their changes thread lol who gives a sh*t. Can no we also get rid of that big fat bloke in charge of recruiting? Number 1 he’s crap. Number 2 fat = lazy, it sets a bad culture Out: Adam Simpson, Midfield. In: Inanimate Carbon Rod, Witches hats. Seriously, who cares? The players don’t so why should we. We are lost. Out: Darling, OA, Gaff, Sheed In: Blue Wiggle, Baby giraffe, Dicky Knee, inanimate carbon rod. I look forward to another 3 x possession Vardy special, again. To add to his overflowing 3 possession trophy cabinet. Out - me I wish Simmo was my weed dealer when I was broke in high school - the amount of tic I could have built up... I can only imagine the gigantic erection Gary Lyon gets every time he thinks about the demolition job the Dees are going to perform on us. Surely they have him on the comms somewhere to really stick it to us. Jordy Lewis too, I'm sure he'll enjoy it after starting the rot in the '18 prelim. Out me. In cleaning gutters, weeding garden, washing car, sex with wife on footy day. Seriously who the f**k cares anymore The players don't so why the f**k should we ?? Only change I want to see is west play a full four in the midfield. Pathetic campaigners again showing their lack of body work and intent No change, they all absolutely deserve the punsihment in front of a crowd. There can be no hiding. It's going to be a massacre next week, Dees are towelling up the Suns as we speak. Honestly time to just put Edwards, Trew and Johnson in as well give kids a crack see if they show something at AFL level. This no second Ruckman business is such a massive problem for us and I don't think the club has realised that until now. Seeing Gawn and Jackson tear it up for Melbourne today gives me the chills thinking about next week

I’d argue your view that Viney should somehow avoid (well deserved) scrutiny is what has made Melbourne a soft and fickle bunch. We’re coming into our first window in decades, there is no room for sentiment any longer. Only results.

Should just be a fine, so 1 week minimum

Sad and true. Why would the government care about about the terrible social issues these machines create when they make everyone so much money?

Good the see he’s back on top of things but gee whiz Daily Mail using the term star extremely loosely in that title

What a magnificent Sunday this is. Need to keep going and crush them. We could repent for 186 right now

A week is a long time in footy huh. The confidence we’ll be getting from this is very important

I got a good feeling we’ll finally respond to this horrible run of form today and win comfortably. It’s time for Ben Brown to step up and kick a bag. If he can find some form over the next few weeks I will go into September with far more confidence.

Small world it seems. I'm here in Canberra too and I specialize in engineering SIEM's (not Splunk though)

This looks interesting I’ll give it a read. I’ve never really looked at these heat maps much before so I’m interested in how it works

Yes I work in big data, specifically in cyber security. Just because you don't understand something doesn't mean its not fulfilling its intended purpose.

You do not understand how data visualization works at all do you lol

Agree we need a few changes this week. Reckon a few need either a rest or a spell at Casey to sort it out

I'll never suggest we don't have issues right now OD. I will say its entirely possible that our recent form can be attributed to something that won't be an issue in September, like training loads. I enjoy footy more when I look at it this way

Nah you're on to something here. Sometimes it feels like many want us to lose to validate their own assumptions that we'll fail (based on solid evidence of course)

They say everything is fine, you disagree. Fair enough. Look on the bright side - you now have the opportunity to observe a period of curiosity in waiting to see whether indeed they were right, and everything was fine. And you were wrong. We all hope for the latter right

The issue is clearly the over-complication of the rules and interpretations. Nothing more. My comment was reserved for those who would suggest that umpires affecting the result of the game is a deliberate action.

I don't feel I said that at all.

Perhaps not directly, but if the senior player's are having to worry about aspects of the game the young guys have previously been handling then perhaps they are indirectly affecting those areas. I can only speculate.

You seem like a very sad and bitter man. Imagine being terribly offended at the idea of parent buying a pizza for a child after not being picked on a sporting team, and then calling others a snowflake? Boomers don't appreciate irony like we do I guess. Laughable stuff, can't wait till your generation is the hell out of my parliament.

This is what you look like when you claim umpires are somehow conspiring to effect the result of games. It's just rubbish.