Mel Bourne

Petracca, Smith, Langdon. Nowhere to be seen. Petracca in particular has been a shadow of his former self the past three weeks, or even more. But our forward line is a joke at the moment. A joke.

Pathetic. Absolutely pathetic. No connection. No composure. No forward line. No Grand Final. Forget it.

Mitch Brown is a very average footballer

Blaming Hunt and Tomlinson for our two recent losses is akin to blaming you for the decline in quality of the written word. Or to put it another way, THEY’RE not solely responsible for that.

Blaming Hunt and Tomlinson on our two recent losses is akin to blaming you for the decline in quality of the written word. Or to put it another way, it’s not THEY’RE fault

If there’s one team that wouldn’t understand the importance of trying to instil a healthy culture, it’s that turkey safe-house.

A lot of Swans supporters on the AFL Reddit page are saying Buddy deserved a week, and are annoyed the club is wasting it’s money. I really can’t see him getting off. Would be a blatant discrediting of the MRO.

We just look weirdly gassed tonight.

Show up, Christian.

Re-using THAT nickname is ridiculous, considering it belongs to the greatest full forward of all time. TMac is fine.

Why are people calling Tom MacDonald “Plugga” lately? It’s kinda silly bestowing another forward with that nickname (and spelling aside, it’s the same nickname) when that forward is, while a very good player, nowhere near as good as the actual, famous “Plugger”.

Nobody suggested otherwise.

This is not how life works. A surgeon who is terrible at their job and kills a patient can't use "Well YOU try and perform an appendectomy without killing the patient!" as a defence. It's my job to do MY job well, and it's her job to do HER job well.

I cheer heartily for the increasing-involvement of non-male people across all levels of the AFL, but listening to Kelli Underwood today, I had the terrible realisation that she will only become more unbearable as her confidence grows. God I wish we could adopt the Premier League approach of having only one announcer in the commentary box. They just call the play, relay useful information, and if there’s a lull in proceedings they just…don’t say anything. It’s great. The current AFL commentary-model is just wall-to-wall blah, with what feels like twelve different people trying to out-do each other with boring stats, pointless observations, unsolicited opinions and tedious puns.

This is hard to watch. We've looked really off these last two quarters. Do not want to see this again this season.

As an aside, was allowing De Goey back into the team in accordance with the “Do Better” report?

I’d say you initially thought you’d keep it to just one or two tins, but then got caught up in a round system with your mates. By half-time there was really no turning back plus - look out - Jono’s just pulled out a cheeky hip flask of Jamesons, fellas…

Very happy about this. Solid move by the club. My Roos-supporting mate was very quick to tell me how impressed he was as well, and it’s always a good feeling to back a club who impress other supporters, on and off the field. He was also asking if this meant the Roos were allowed to go with “North Narrm”.

Ah damn. Wasn’t updated on the injury list at time of posting.

Aside from the covid crew returning, Hibberd is also now available. He and Petty will be asking for their rightful places back, so who apart from Smith is asked to step aside? Really looking forward to Salem’s return too. Another head-scratcher for the selectors (in the best possible way).

Oh sorry, I was just being facetious. No way would I seriously attempt to pin our reversal of fortune on one player leaving the club. Frost is obviously an incredible athlete, but his football is downright ugly at times. I (and many others here) thought so when he was at our club, and not much has changed since. But no, his leaving and our rise were two unrelated events, and I would’ve tried to make the attempted-humour more obvious but I am hamstrung with a keen hangover.

Another quality aside of that goal was watching Sam Frost get left in Bedford’s dust. Everything started going right once we got rid of that guy.

This is how it goes. Not great, but we’re dealing with superficial wounds here. Nothing deep. When you look at the list available to us it still reads like Shakespeare. Carn the mighty Demons.

This is...busy.

Still sore after ruptured plantar fascia. Hoping to be right by next week.