Mel Bourne

My take from that game is that we were a pretty average lightning team, but lightning was West Coast’s new form of meth.

That…is a low bar. But I do think he should play.

You're dropping off, dude. This is rubbish.

Just tell me! Ha!

Hugely emotional evening in the land of the oval-shaped ball. Just watched Eddie Betts' final post-match interview. What an absolute superstar he has been. Love the dude.

I asked the question earlier and am still waiting for the intel.

I'm incredibly grateful for every call that went against us. For we would not have had that ending.

Watching the second half again now, but this time in a verrrrry different mood. With five minutes to go in the third quarter, Melbourne are about to kick 43 more points. Geelong are about to kick 2 points.

When was the last time we won a game after the siren?

I've discovered that not getting involved in the game day threads is far better for your mental health.

Didn’t see Bedford coming. AVB gets another crack. Gotta wonder when we’ll see Chunk again.

Jayden Hunt has just posted on his SM that his surgery went well and he’s hoping to play finals.

I can’t help but think part of the “slamming” was his feeble and frankly dishonest defence. "It was more a show of defence. I didn't want to get rolled over and him be on top of me. that was the position I was pulled into and that was where my strength was." I’m a bit perplexed as to how the club green-lit this before he offered it to the tribunal.

Who’s the umpire who says “staaaand”? Could he staaaaand down too?

Hunt - Lockhart. Sick of saying it, but give this bloke a match. His consistent efforts at Casey and past performances with Dees warrant a late-round match against the 2nd-bottom team, at the very least. Hibbo can come in against the Cats. AVB - Jones TMac - Jordon

To be fair, it's inevitable when you umbrella an entire state's supporter base with one team (I realise there are two WA AFL teams, but eight years of only having one was enough to galvanise things). Imagine if there were only one or two Vic teams. We'd have no choice but to cheer along with people who would otherwise be Tigers or Pies supporters. I do think they should show a powerpoint presentation of AFL Rules on their scoreboard before matches, though. Particularly one on "prior opportunity". It's astonishing to me how many "supporters" still don't understand this incredibly basic concept.

Tigers - Tiges Kangaroos - Roos Bulldogs - Dogs & more. Bit of a long-standing tradition to shorten your club’s name, no? At least we’re not the Magpies. Imagine constantly referring to your team as an oven-baked pastry dish.

Tigers - Tiges Kangaroos - Roos Bulldogs - Dogs & more. Bit of a long-standing tradition to shorten your club’s name, no? At least we’re not the Magpies. Imagine being unfamiliar with the game and thinking that a club had named themselves after an oven-baked snack.

That game looked incredibly sapping, and we have sweet F.A time to recover. Little worried about the next two.

Dome Cafes don’t count as whiskey bars.

Yeah I’m far too adrenalised to contemplate sleep.

Give it a rest.

We still have to field a team, boss. Quite a few “good” players will have to take part.

If Joel Smith gets a game before Lockhart I will…be fairly annoyed.

Ah, that feeling when you grew up in Preston, chose the Dees as your team because the rest of your siblings were Bombers fans and you wanted to be different, then the talk of Brighton Grammar comes up. ?