Engorged Onion

Look, I've only been on Demonland for 18 months - but would love some feedback on whether I am being shallow by putting one of my favourite threads in this thread to mock others... #isthiswhattrollingis?? Is Goodwin the Right Guy?

So with Charlie Spargo nicknamed Jack Sparrow - what do we call this guy?

Current classic thank gawd... Previous classics include Jordan Gysberts and Lucas Cook, oh and Tom Gilles.

we're just a feeder team now to the cashed up clubs ?

deep

I didn't believe you - but you are right... I wonder how many of those gimme's goals he sprayed, even if 75% were converted would have topped up his goal tally for the year... https://www.footywire.com/afl/footy/ft_player_compare?playerStatus1=A&tid1=12&playerStatus2=A&tid2=5&type=A&pid1=4041&pid2=4043&fid1=S&fid2=S

go on, throw a tasty morsel... ?

I've worked out your real identity - you're either the Dali Lama, or E.Kant.

Jeez I feel this is an insensitive comment. He is prioritising his well being at this particular juncture in his life, and that includes 'going home' for all the wellbeing that move will give him, whilst he is still pursuing a career in the industry that he can command a great salary in. Also, the league is so tight, that Freo could comfortably make finals within the next 3 years (as could any team bar Carlton)...in which case they're in the premiership window to use common vernacular. I think it is such a reductionist statement.

ugh...there was no effing alternative was there... FFS - let it go, he did not want to be within the 4 walls of the melbourne football club.

A whisper that it was player led... and my point being far less about Jesse, and far more about the incumbents.

I need some acknowledgement - I'm sure roughly 150 pages ago in a somewhat drunken stupor, I said we'd hit 500 on this thread... ps: some entertaining questions re: Hogan tonight sorted for PJ @Demonland???

Thanks Jesse you got us to finals, you gave us hope, and you can move on to a cruisier life in Freo potentially. A whisper was this was player led re: professionalism and standards...so as some people say he didn't buy into Melbourne FC, maybe not quite the case, just who Melbourne FC now want to be. All the best JH for whatever comes next.

1. That doesn't need to be public consumption - we don't deserve to know why, it's irrelevant. 2.The genuine attempt to keep someone begins from day one of entry into the club... and if someone STILL doesn't want to be there, then it's not because of the genuine attempts...

Fun game this one... are you linking KK to the May trade? or do you see it separately?

That @Whispering_Jack's gag mate

Bit rough on Mr and Mrs Lever there . As a Dr, @Dr. Gonzo you lean to the nature side rather than the nurture eh ? ?

It's pronounced Car - day. Like Kanye or even Sadè Car Day Colo Jazz Knee

...meanwhile

Not really, @Petraccattack- The opposite of love isn't hate, it's apathy. And you and everyone who is raging against the length of the trade period, will not give up your love for the game... you'll just pi$$ and moan about it.

We’re all hostage in the AFL version of the Truman show. All the players, agents journo’s, ceo’s, heads of recruitment etc, are the actors. They’ve received their scripts post Rd 23, and you and I are Jim Carrey, thinking this is real...and then the realisation of the reality starts to dawn. The outrage... The drama... The betrayal... It is just entertainment after all...

Nothing surer than 6.15pm on Wednesday under the bright lights ‘Hogan to Fremantle on 6 year, $6,000,000 deal.’

why would they get involved @Lucifer's Hero... noise about the slowness of tradeweek is still good noise for the afl.

think i might need to rewatch the geelong elimination final x3 to get through tomorrows snooozefest.

I didn't read it as - 'there was an issue with the character of of Hogan', I read it as another convoluted corporate speak way of saying, we are not prepared to meet Melbourne at their steadfast request of high end picks.